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[worldspawn]

Can I say start a fort somewhere, mine up a ton of cotton candy, process it into wafers and put them into bins, then abandon the fort and send an adventurer to get the bins?

Once I do that can I take the bins to the site where I want to put my REAL fort, drop the bins, retire him then start a fort there to get the bins? I want to know because that'll let me pursue my megaproject to harvest all candy from across the world and build a giant dwarven dildo out of it all with magma coming out of the tip.

[gtmattz]

...build a giant dwarven dildo out of it all with magma coming out of the tip.

What are you, 14?

And I think its a yes to both questions, refer to my sig for more concrete answers...

[Rowanas]

It's no less mature than one of the magmawiki suggestions that you build dwarven skyscrapers just so you can flip off the entire world.

[Tsarwash]

It beats me why waste all that effort on building such a valuble structure in order to make such an immature gesture, that probably nobody is going to see. Build boobies with mamga emerging. Both gross and facinating. More of a challenge as well.

[worldspawn]

I've built everything else, it's the only structure I haven't done.

[Lormax]

Not gonna lie, I'm gonna wanna see pics

[Rowanas]

Hehehehe. You should make walls at the bottom that spell out some sort of safe sex message if you're going to have MAGMA coming out the tip. I reckon it would add to the joke.