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Author Topic: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.  (Read 3222 times)

Karnewarrior

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OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« on: October 22, 2010, 06:08:04 pm »

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You are the admiral of a starship fleet, for the magnificent United Factions Empire. Your driving skills are imppeccable. Your voice, rich and chocolatey. You strike fear into the hearts of pirates everywhere, cleaning the stars with your very presence.

At least, that's what you tell yourself.

In reality your name is laughable at best. Admiral Ashatee Wiggin. Your ancestors were all great leaders, until a couple hundred years ago, when Errol Wiggin wet himself in a press confrence. It all went downhill from there.

Now it's just you and your snarky AI Hal aboard what would be called on water a rubber raft. It's propelled forward by a combustion engine, which at this point in history is alot like sticking your hand out and pushing your car that way. It may have been a steal at only a couple thousand Mints, but now your broke and Hal is laughing at you again.

"Hehehehehehe," is how he starts the conversation this morning as you sit down. In your hand is a mug of coffee saying '#1 pilot!' in bright orange text. You're wearing your bathrobe, not because it's the early morning, but because you simply do not have the money to buy new clothes. You sewed a pocket onto the robe and inside it you keep your life savings, about two Mints. For a frame of reference, a Mint is to people in 12056 as a penny was to people in the mid-50's. Not great, but not entirely tiny, either.

You're feeling apprehensive about today and you don't know why. Maybe this is the fabled Wiggin sense kicking in, the one that senses and draws in danger and opportunity. More likely however, is that you simply should not have eaten those Piggy-made Tacos last night.

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« Last Edit: October 22, 2010, 09:21:19 pm by Karnewarrior »
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2010, 08:27:25 pm »

Name the ship the 'Lucky Bucket'.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2010, 11:37:39 pm »

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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2010, 01:07:58 am »

Head for Desca.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2010, 01:28:41 am »

Mentally review the events that led up to this horrible state of life. Then sob in the corner until you land at Desca.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2010, 01:44:37 am »

Mentally review the events that led up to this horrible state of life. Then sob in the corner of the 'Lucky Bucket', until you land at Desca.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2010, 02:22:48 am »

Screw being an admiral!  We need to get rich in asteroid mining and finance markets!
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2010, 03:54:05 am »

Once we get the Lucky Bucket to Desca, try to find an interplanetary shipping job.  That should get us some quick cash.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2010, 12:21:47 pm »

Once we get the Lucky Bucket to Desca, try to find an interplanetary shipping job.  That should get us some quick cash.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2010, 12:22:52 pm »

Play chess with HAL.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2010, 12:34:57 pm »

Turn off HAL before it tries to kill us.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2010, 02:45:39 am »

Well this died quickly?
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2010, 10:45:00 am »

Never!


You decide to fly off to Desca and look for something to do for the time being. Hal points out that you just Desca, but you ignore him. As you land loudly on Desca your ship rattles and shakes. A few of the heat plates fall off, but nothing too major, you think.

You spend some time in the inns and bars, hoping to hear of some valiant quest. Then, just as you are getting ready to leave, you hear one of the System Police state that there have been recent pirate raids on incoming shipping goods! They can't find where they're hiding, but the trails from their engines show that they have to be contained in this system. The officer mentions a ten-thousand mint reward for the capture of either their leader or their leaders corpse, as well! You hurry to get on your hat and leave Desca on the Lucky Bucket, which you feel is a appropriate name and totally could never be considered lewd at all by anyone.

Still, as you orbit Desca, you do have to make a choice...

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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2010, 11:46:47 am »

Isn't there an Asteroid belt? Pirates MUST live in the asteroid belt!

If not, plot a course to Dega, then send a message saying that you're a merchant vessel, full of valuable cargo, without defense and that you really hope no nasty pirate is going to attack you.
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Re: OMEGA FLEET: take the captains chair.
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2010, 12:27:51 pm »

Isn't there an Asteroid belt? Pirates MUST live in the asteroid belt!

If not, plot a course to Dega, then send a message saying that you're a merchant vessel, full of valuable cargo, without defense and that you really hope no nasty pirate is going to attack you.
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