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Urist McTaverish

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!!Science!!
« on: October 22, 2010, 03:43:26 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2010, 03:48:54 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
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It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

Samuel

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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2010, 08:26:14 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2010, 08:41:33 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2010, 08:43:41 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2010, 08:49:01 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
I don't know, I plan things carefully.  Then it all goes wrong.
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2010, 08:50:39 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
I don't know, I plan things carefully.  Then it all goes wrong.

Planning? What kind of dwarfgineer are you? Also, pyramid.
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2010, 08:51:36 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
I don't know, I plan things carefully.  Then it all goes wrong.
Planning? What kind of dwarfgineer are you? Also, pyramid.
A half elf one.  Also, pyramid indeed.
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2010, 08:56:29 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
I don't know, I plan things carefully.  Then it all goes wrong.
Planning? What kind of dwarfgineer are you? Also, pyramid.
A half elf one.  Also, pyramid indeed.
You need a magma bath. NOW. pyramid megaproject.
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2010, 09:35:36 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
I don't know, I plan things carefully.  Then it all goes wrong.
Planning? What kind of dwarfgineer are you? Also, pyramid.
A half elf one.  Also, pyramid indeed.
You need a magma bath. NOW. pyramid megaproject.
Magma is a bit too warm for a bath...    Also, maybe I'll build one.
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2010, 09:56:00 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
I don't know, I plan things carefully.  Then it all goes wrong.
Planning? What kind of dwarfgineer are you? Also, pyramid.
A half elf one.  Also, pyramid indeed.
You need a magma bath. NOW. pyramid megaproject.
Magma is a bit too warm for a bath...    Also, maybe I'll build one.
Run magma under water. You now have a sauna. *pyramids*
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2010, 09:58:56 am »

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Quote pyramid

No.
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2010, 10:05:53 am »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
I don't know, I plan things carefully.  Then it all goes wrong.
Planning? What kind of dwarfgineer are you? Also, pyramid.
A half elf one.  Also, pyramid indeed.
You need a magma bath. NOW. pyramid megaproject.
Magma is a bit too warm for a bath...    Also, maybe I'll build one.
Run magma under water. You now have a sauna. *pyramids*
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...and a third died in his bunk of natural causes - for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life.

I used to have an avatar, but I was told to remove it after it kept making people go insane.

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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2010, 02:54:08 pm »

I'm actually going to be making an obsidian pyramid on my current embark on 31.11.  There's a lake so water isn't a problem and the magma sea is just 21z down.  I will post pics.
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Re: !!Science!!
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2010, 04:35:42 pm »

why is Dwarven science always on fire?
Because normal science is boring
And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.
what control?
Good point.
I don't know, I plan things carefully.  Then it all goes wrong.
Planning? What kind of dwarfgineer are you? Also, pyramid.
A half elf one.  Also, pyramid indeed.
You need a magma bath. NOW. pyramid megaproject.
Magma is a bit too warm for a bath...    Also, maybe I'll build one.
Run magma under water. You now have a sauna. *pyramids*
Bigger pyramid.  Yay.
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