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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 16: Massive Commandos-Related Delay  (Read 17973 times)

Jack A T

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 14: Best. Rolls. Ever.
« Reply #150 on: November 28, 2010, 02:44:09 am »

TURN 15

gain shadow based super powers, where there's light there's shadow
[2] You find yourself unable to attain superpowers.

Seduce armore into beating Blackdutchie tod eath while I run away with the trophy.
[1+5-4] The armor realizes that you don't actually love it and are just using it.  It doesn't follow your orders.  Meanwhile, you start running away.

Station boar on top of armor while I tie it up. Throw something at Sheb.
The boar stands on the armor, pinning it down.  You attempt to tie it up while throwing a rock at Sheb.  [2] vs [1]: The rock bruises his right shoulder.

Go on a rampage.
Don't care how, just do it.
[6] You leave the house and go on an awesome spinny/slashy/soul-stealy rampage through the angry mob outside, taking out half of them.  You then burn down an orphanage.

GTFO
[5] You escape quickly into some shadows in an alley.  With a corpse in it.  Why do these people leave their corpses everywhere?

Unleash the horde of rebellious citizens (Read: Angry mob) upon the mayor!
[2+2] You get the remaining rebels to assault the mayor.  [5+2] vs [1]: They quickly pin down the mayor.

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #151 on: November 28, 2010, 04:14:05 am »

Where does this -4 come from?


Also, Go back home with my trophy. Then spend the afternoon seducing a masseuse and having her massage my right shoulder so that it doesn't look blue and disgusting.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #152 on: November 28, 2010, 05:27:07 am »

Tie armour to boar -> bring the armour to the mayor post-haste, using boar as a battering ram on the crowd of angry peasants.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #153 on: November 28, 2010, 07:14:31 am »

FINISH HIM!
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 14: Best. Rolls. Ever.
« Reply #154 on: November 28, 2010, 10:48:57 am »


once again try to gain shadow based super powers, where there's light there's shadow
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #155 on: November 28, 2010, 11:45:32 am »

Where does this -4 come from?

Same source as the previous -4 for trying to seduce armor: you're trying to seduce freaking armor.  Keeping control of it through seduction is tough.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #156 on: November 28, 2010, 12:08:25 pm »

Oooh!

Commence operation: Hell on Earth.
Step One: Summon Satan.
Step two: Summon the seven demon lords.
Step three: Destroy Mopcreek.

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #157 on: November 28, 2010, 02:52:10 pm »

Extract timey-wimey-energy-fuel-stuff from the dead body.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #158 on: December 02, 2010, 04:05:50 pm »

So... Uh... This is still alive, right?

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #159 on: December 07, 2010, 05:19:13 pm »

Godammit, the minute I find this thread it dies... Why wasn't I notified when this thread started!
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #160 on: December 07, 2010, 10:11:10 pm »

FUCK HOW DID I FORGET THIS THREAD FOR SO LONG!?!

Updateish thing coming soon. 
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #161 on: December 10, 2010, 09:51:41 am »

FUCK HOW DID I FORGET THIS THREAD FOR SO LONG!?!

Updateish thing coming soon.
It's been three days, Jack.

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #162 on: December 10, 2010, 10:43:00 am »

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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #163 on: December 11, 2010, 12:19:34 pm »

Should someone pm him or something?

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 15: More Stuff Happens.
« Reply #164 on: December 11, 2010, 10:00:03 pm »

TURN 16

To summarize: Commandos 2 is too addictive.

Also, Go back home with my trophy. Then spend the afternoon seducing a masseuse and having her massage my right shoulder so that it doesn't look blue and disgusting.

You do so.  There is much victory.

Tie armour to boar -> bring the armour to the mayor post-haste, using boar as a battering ram on the crowd of angry peasants.

[2] You find yourself unable to tie the armor to the boar, and manage to break several strings.

FINISH HIM!
[6] You chop the mayor's head off, and take it.  Now you just need to clear out the mayor's last supporters and seize the house.


once again try to gain shadow based super powers, where there's light there's shadow

[3] You feel like you might be getting superpowers, but not enough to help yet.  Maybe if you kept on trying, you would get them?

Oooh!

Commence operation: Hell on Earth.
Step One: Summon Satan.
Step two: Summon the seven demon lords.
Step three: Destroy Mopcreek.
You start researching methods to summon Satan, but you find that you don't have enough soul storage gems to use.  Only one man sells them in this town, and his location is well hidden.  Good thing you know where he is.

Extract timey-wimey-energy-fuel-stuff from the dead body.
[1] You hastily build a timey-wimey-energy-fuel-stuff-extractor out of parts of your laptop, but it sort of explodes on the corpse.  Not much remains of either.

Meanwhile, one knight rides towards Mopcreek.

Note: Ulli's goal, for now, is to not die.  Simple as that.
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