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[Blackdutchie]

Head into the forest to find the wise Ripfather of Trolls, and ask him where I may find the legendary mushroom.

[ExKirby]

Yell at the mayor to step down or we will assault.

[Ottofar]

I Grab some blood, and summon another demon somewhere quiet.

[Jack A T]

TURN 8

Try to analyse the situation: survey the obstacles, see if I can disable some of the traps with my sling beforehand. If weak spots are found, try to disable them, then go in that direction (still watching for ANOTHER traps).

[4] You notice one odd-looking hole in one wall a few feet ahead of you.  [6] You hit it directly, and hear metal crunching.  Then it explodes.  You are unharmed, but a few archers die in the blast.  You run to the next bit of cover.

If any women are around, ask them to follow me and then follow the bloody track.

[2] In the mess, you fail to quickly seduce anyone.  Following the bloody track, you find two corpses: a cloaked man, obviously having gone through a soul-stealing ritual (you slept with a powerful dark mage once), and one of the mayor's elite guards.  Searching their bodies for your trophy, you find a note on the cloaked man's corpse, written in the mayor's handwriting (you slept with one of the mayor's secretaries once).  “Take out the owner of the Mopcreeker and run.  The guards will deal with the trophy.  Do not fail.  I need that trophy.”

I use my mace to finish off the last of the guards.

[5] vs [1]: WHAM.  The last armed guard falls down, dead.  The injured guard bleeds to death.  All that is left is to eliminate that bear.

Head into the forest to find the wise Ripfather of Trolls, and ask him where I may find the legendary mushroom.

[1] You charge into the forest without keeping track of where you're going.  You get lost.

Yell at the mayor to step down or we will assault.

You yell at the mayor to step down.  One of the guards shouts something about the Mayor not being available for rebellious activities at the moment.

I Grab some blood, and summon another demon somewhere quiet.

[4+2-1] You locate another alley, and summon another demon.  This one appears to be a small blob.  Luckily, it doesn't attack you.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Dorten
Name: Dorten
Song: Не стреляй
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Slingshots (1), Sneaking (1), Knives (1)
Equipment: Army Uniform, Slingshot and ammo, Knife
History: You joined the kingdom's army a few months ago, taking advantage of your natural talent at hunting.  You've gotten sick of the killing.  Your conscience is getting in the way, so you have decided to leave the army, through whatever methods required, and go back to your nice, peaceful home in Mopcreek.
Mission: Leave Army, Go Home

Ottofar
Name: Olaf
Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Race: Humanish
Gender: M
Skills: Soul-Stealing (1), Swords (1), Blood/Soul Magic (2), Disguise (2), Sandwichmaking (-6)
Equipment: Ritual supplies, guard uniform, soul-stealing rapier (unstable), 4 empty soul storage gems, 1 full soul storage gem
History: You are secretly a worshipper of the Devil.  So...yeah.  You joined the guards to look nice, get combat training, and gain the ability to break in to peoples' houses more easily.  You know how to bring powerful evils to the world through the use of blood and souls.  What you don't know is how to make a sandwich.  That won't matter much, however, when Mopcreek is destroyed.
Mission: Destroy Mopcreek

Blackdutchie
Name: Ulli
Song: Ursvamp - Fintroll
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Wilderness Lore (1), Knives (1), Sneaking (1)
Equipment: Light clothing, hunting knife, giant boar
History: You are one of the mayor's own adventurers.  The mayor is horribly sick.  You have been sent to locate an ancient mushroom thought to be the only cure for the mayor's disease.  The mushroom is thought to be guarded by trolls.  Good luck.
Mission: Bring mushroom to mayor
Injuries: -1 to many physical rolls! Light right leg stab wound (bleeding), moderate torso bruises, two broken ribs, bruised face

Sheb
Name:Sheb
Song: Ding ding dong
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Seduction (5), Brawling (1), Sneaking (-4), Weaponized Seduction (1)
Equipment: Clothing
History: You are officially the most attractive man in Mopcreek.  You have slept with more women than you can count.  One of them stole your priceless Most Attractive Man in Mopcreek trophy.
Mission: Recover the trophy

ExKirby
Name: Alexander
Song: Holiday
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Axes (1), Stealth (1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, hatchet, bandages, inspiring revolutionary banner/cloak (+1 to persuading rebels)
History: You have become tired of the mayor's incompetence.  You are tired of watching him send adventurers to die.  You're angry.  Angry enough to start a rebellion.
Mission: Rebel, kill the mayor

Lemunde
Name: Kane
Song: God of Wind
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Maces (1), Stealth (-1), Wilderness Lore (1)
Equipment: Leather armor, bone mace, magic mushrooms
History: You are a berserker from a clan that lives near Mopcreek.  While hallucinating, you saw a vision of a bear.  Said bear claimed that you could become a god of wind by killing it and wearing it.  Unfortunately, the only bear in the surrounding area is in the Mopcreek zoo.
Mission: Kill and loot bear, escape
Injuries: Light cut on left arm (bleeding)

[Lemunde]

I search the zoo for the bear.

[Sheb]

I think you forgot my +5. Also, this mean that the trophy was taken by the guard Ottofar didn't kill, right?

Any way, rush to the mayor's office, trying to gether followers as I go.

[Jack A T]

I think you forgot my +5. Also, this mean that the trophy was taken by the guard Ottofar didn't kill, right?

+5: Actually, I just gave up on listing every single bonus and penalty for that situation.  You were not the focus of the utter chaos at the time, thus losing most attention, but there was a crowd, but there was a crowd...

Maybe said guard took the trophy.  Maybe.

[Blackdutchie]

Find my bearings using my surroundings and which way the moss is growing on stones, and head to the ripfather of the trolls to seek his wisdom in finding the ancient mushroom.

[ExKirby]

SCREW READINESS, ATTAAAAAAAAACK

[Dorten]

Get depressed at killing someone, curse this place. twice. Then repeat previous turn's actions

[Ottofar]

Can the blob multiply?

Anyways I try to find some criminals.

[Jack A T]

TURN 9

I search the zoo for the bear.

[6] You quickly spot the bear.  It appears to have escaped from its pen, but is still in the zoo.  It has not spotted you.

Any way, rush to the mayor's office, trying to gether followers as I go.

[6+5] You charge to the mayor's office/house, gathering a horde of people as you go.  That horde of people even includes a few people who are actually armed.  When you arrive, you see a small squad of rebels at the gates.  The building does not appear to be well guarded.

Find my bearings using my surroundings and which way the moss is growing on stones, and head to the ripfather of the trolls to seek his wisdom in finding the ancient mushroom.

[6+1] You notice the telltale sign of the Ripfather being in the area: the Ripfather.  Yes, you found this guy. [6] He magically stops your bleeding and points in the direction of the mushroom.

SCREW READINESS, ATTAAAAAAAAACK

[6] You and your squad charge in, easily overwhelm the few guards outside, and batter down the door.  The mayor's house/office looks...off, for some reason.

Get depressed at killing someone, curse this place. twice. Then repeat previous turn's actions

[6]You manage to rush to the exit, even with how you feel.  The archers stop shooting, and seem confused.  It appears that you are the first person to ever escape this course.

Can the blob multiply?

Anyways I try to find some criminals.

The blob does not seem to be actively multiplying right now.  Maybe if you researched it, you would know its abilities.  [5] You locate some criminals.  To be exact, you locate a seemingly seduced horde at the gates of the mayor's house/office.  Oh, and the guards in the area are dead.  And someone in an inspiring revolutionary banner/cloak seems to have broken into the house/office.  This could be fun.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Dorten
Name: Dorten
Song: Не стреляй
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Slingshots (1), Sneaking (1), Knives (1)
Equipment: Army Uniform, Slingshot and ammo, Knife
History: You joined the kingdom's army a few months ago, taking advantage of your natural talent at hunting.  You've gotten sick of the killing.  Your conscience is getting in the way, so you have decided to leave the army, through whatever methods required, and go back to your nice, peaceful home in Mopcreek.
Mission: Leave Army, Go Home

Ottofar
Name: Olaf
Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Race: Humanish
Gender: M
Skills: Soul-Stealing (1), Swords (1), Blood/Soul Magic (2), Disguise (2), Sandwichmaking (-6)
Equipment: Ritual supplies, guard uniform, soul-stealing rapier (unstable), 4 empty soul storage gems, 1 full soul storage gem
History: You are secretly a worshipper of the Devil.  So...yeah.  You joined the guards to look nice, get combat training, and gain the ability to break in to peoples' houses more easily.  You know how to bring powerful evils to the world through the use of blood and souls.  What you don't know is how to make a sandwich.  That won't matter much, however, when Mopcreek is destroyed.
Mission: Destroy Mopcreek

Blackdutchie
Name: Ulli
Song: Ursvamp - Fintroll
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Wilderness Lore (1), Knives (1), Sneaking (1)
Equipment: Light clothing, hunting knife, giant boar
History: You are one of the mayor's own adventurers.  The mayor is horribly sick.  You have been sent to locate an ancient mushroom thought to be the only cure for the mayor's disease.  The mushroom is thought to be guarded by trolls.  Good luck.
Mission: Bring mushroom to mayor
Injuries: -1 to many physical rolls! Light right leg stab wound, moderate torso bruises, two broken ribs, bruised face

Sheb
Name:Sheb
Song: Ding ding dong
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Seduction (5), Brawling (1), Sneaking (-4), Weaponized Seduction (1)
Equipment: Clothing
History: You are officially the most attractive man in Mopcreek.  You have slept with more women than you can count.  One of them stole your priceless Most Attractive Man in Mopcreek trophy.
Mission: Recover the trophy

ExKirby
Name: Alexander
Song: Holiday
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Axes (1), Stealth (1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, hatchet, bandages, inspiring revolutionary banner/cloak (+1 to persuading rebels)
History: You have become tired of the mayor's incompetence.  You are tired of watching him send adventurers to die.  You're angry.  Angry enough to start a rebellion.
Mission: Rebel, kill the mayor

Lemunde
Name: Kane
Song: God of Wind
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Maces (1), Stealth (-1), Wilderness Lore (1)
Equipment: Leather armor, bone mace, magic mushrooms
History: You are a berserker from a clan that lives near Mopcreek.  While hallucinating, you saw a vision of a bear.  Said bear claimed that you could become a god of wind by killing it and wearing it.  Unfortunately, the only bear in the surrounding area is in the Mopcreek zoo.
Mission: Kill and loot bear, escape
Injuries: Light cut on left arm (bleeding)

[Sheb]

Wow, everyone (except Ottofar) rolled a 6?

Rush the rebels and search the house for my trophy.

[Blackdutchie]

Retrieve the mushroom and return to the mayoral mansion post-haste!

Finally the luck has turned! (or the atmospheric disturbances were favourable, whatever)

[RedWarrior0]

I sense that a lot of people are going to win soon.