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[Ottofar]

He'sn't been on in three days.

[Jack A T]

TURN 6

MORE RECRUITMENT!

[6] A few guards charge at you, but you manage to convert them to your side.  You now lead a small group of untrained civilians and trained guards.

Go the Mopcreeper Tavern and ask for my trophy. When he refuses to give it back to me (What kind of DM would make the quest that easy?) Go outside and shout "Death to the thief! Qui m'aime me suive!" (Qui m'aime me suive is a french idiom which mean "Anyone loving me follow me."

You find your way to the Mopcreeker Tavern.  Opening the door, you see that there seems to have been a fight in there.  Also, the bartender is dead.  His throat seems to have been slit.

I shall plead with the farmer to just give me his donkey because it's for the good of the king.
If that fails, i will give the donkey a cut, turning it into a distraction, and i shall run home to gather my brothers and ask old father for advice.

[1] ...you have the worst luck ever.  ...”That's what they all say.”  You slash the donkey and try to run [1], but the farmer holds on to you. [4] vs [3] The farmer punches you in the face, but doesn't break anything.  You are currently badly injured, so heavy work is not easy for you.

I fly into a rage and start attacking all the guards.

[6+1-1] vs [4], [6], [1], [3], [2], [5]: You fly into an epic rage and spin around, bashing guards.  Three completely fail to dodge, and drop dead.  One takes a heavy blow to the chest, but still stands.  One takes a mere glancing blow.  One dodges completely. [4] vs [6]: You dodge one slash perfectly. [3-1] vs [5]: Then you dodge another.

I run.

[5] You manage to outrun the demon, and eventually get it off your trail, you think.  Now there's a demon on the loose.

Dorten continues hiding behind cover.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Dorten
Name: Dorten
Song: Не стреляй
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Slingshots (1), Sneaking (1), Knives (1)
Equipment: Army Uniform, Slingshot and ammo, Knife
History: You joined the kingdom's army a few months ago, taking advantage of your natural talent at hunting.  You've gotten sick of the killing.  Your conscience is getting in the way, so you have decided to leave the army, through whatever methods required, and go back to your nice, peaceful home in Mopcreek.
Mission: Leave Army, Go Home

Ottofar
Name: Olaf
Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Race: Humanish
Gender: M
Skills: Soul-Stealing (1), Swords (1), Blood/Soul Magic (2), Disguise (2), Sandwichmaking (-6)
Equipment: Ritual supplies, guard uniform, soul-stealing rapier (unstable), 5 empty soul storage gems, 0 full soul storage gems
History: You are secretly a worshipper of the Devil.  So...yeah.  You joined the guards to look nice, get combat training, and gain the ability to break in to peoples' houses more easily.  You know how to bring powerful evils to the world through the use of blood and souls.  What you don't know is how to make a sandwich.  That won't matter much, however, when Mopcreek is destroyed.
Mission: Destroy Mopcreek

Blackdutchie
Name: Ulli
Song: Ursvamp - Fintroll
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Wilderness Lore (1), Knives (1), Sneaking (1)
Equipment: Light clothing, hunting knife
History: You are one of the mayor's own adventurers.  The mayor is horribly sick.  You have been sent to locate an ancient mushroom thought to be the only cure for the mayor's disease.  The mushroom is thought to be guarded by trolls.  Good luck.
Mission: Bring mushroom to mayor
Injuries: -1 to many physical rolls! Light right leg stab wound (bleeding), moderate torso bruises, two broken ribs, bruised face

Sheb
Name:Sheb
Song: Ding ding dong
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Seduction (5), Brawling (1), Sneaking (-4), Weaponized Seduction (1)
Equipment: Clothing
History: You are officially the most attractive man in Mopcreek.  You have slept with more women than you can count.  One of them stole your priceless Most Attractive Man in Mopcreek trophy.
Mission: Recover the trophy

ExKirby
Name: Alexander
Song: Holiday
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Axes (1), Stealth (1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, hatchet, bandages, inspiring revolutionary banner/cloak (+1 to persuading rebels)
History: You have become tired of the mayor's incompetence.  You are tired of watching him send adventurers to die.  You're angry.  Angry enough to start a rebellion.
Mission: Rebel, kill the mayor

Lemunde
Name: Kane
Song: God of Wind
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Maces (1), Stealth (-1), Wilderness Lore (1)
Equipment: Leather armor, bone mace, magic mushrooms
History: You are a berserker from a clan that lives near Mopcreek.  While hallucinating, you saw a vision of a bear.  Said bear claimed that you could become a god of wind by killing it and wearing it.  Unfortunately, the only bear in the surrounding area is in the Mopcreek zoo.
Mission: Kill and loot bear, escape

[Blackdutchie]

I use my best wild boar call (wilderness lore!) and hope it'll knock the farmer over or something at least that awesome.
I will roll a 1 on that obviously, so let's say I try to break his grip and knife him in the face as well.

[Ottofar]

Find an orphanage. Offer to adopt a child. Soulsteal.

[Sheb]

Get outside and shout "The taverner is dead! We need honest men to protect his belongings!" Then try to get my trophy in the resulting lootage.

[ExKirby]

To the Mayor's house!

[Ottofar]

To the Mayor's house!

I'm seeing a scenario here involving my demon.

[Jack A T]

Just waiting for Lemunde now.

[Dorten]

Try to locate some other safe place closer to the exit. Do it until succeeded. Then dash towards it (very carefully of course)

Sorry, v'been away from net for four days (gasp)!

[Ottofar]

You might want to send him a PM prod.

[Lemunde]

I let out a massive roar to strike fear in the hearts of my enemies!

[Jack A T]

TURN 7

I use my best wild boar call (wilderness lore!) and hope it'll knock the farmer over or something at least that awesome.
I will roll a 1 on that obviously, so let's say I try to break his grip and knife him in the face as well.

...drum roll please...[6].  A giant boar comes charging out of the forest, smashing the farmer's skull in. Oh yeah, and this boar is willing to let you ride it.  Yes, you are now the proud owner of a giant boar.

Find an orphanage. Offer to adopt a child. Soulsteal.

You find an orphanage willing to skip the paperwork and background checks, adopt a child, and [4+1] successfully steal his soul.

Get outside and shout "The taverner is dead! We need honest men to protect his belongings!" Then try to get my trophy in the resulting lootage.

In a move sure to anger the authorities, you encourage people not to loot the tavern, thus causing them to loot the tavern.  [5] You fail to find your trophy, but you do glance some sort of red liquid in the alley nearby.  Blood, most likely.

To the Mayor's house!

[5] You and your squad eventually make it to the Mayor's house.  It appears to be unusually lightly guarded.

Try to locate some other safe place closer to the exit. Do it until succeeded. Then dash towards it (very carefully of course)

[3] You locate some cover a few feet ahead, and dash to it.  Overall, you've made little progress.

I let out a massive roar to strike fear in the hearts of my enemies!

[4] You roar.  “Roar.”  The horribly injured guard looks scared, and drops his weapon.  The others...not so much.  [4] vs [2]: The lightly injured guard glances your left arm. [1] vs [6]: The uninjured guard, though, fumbles, and you take the opportunity to smash his neck in, killing him.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Dorten
Name: Dorten
Song: Не стреляй
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Slingshots (1), Sneaking (1), Knives (1)
Equipment: Army Uniform, Slingshot and ammo, Knife
History: You joined the kingdom's army a few months ago, taking advantage of your natural talent at hunting.  You've gotten sick of the killing.  Your conscience is getting in the way, so you have decided to leave the army, through whatever methods required, and go back to your nice, peaceful home in Mopcreek.
Mission: Leave Army, Go Home

Ottofar
Name: Olaf
Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Race: Humanish
Gender: M
Skills: Soul-Stealing (1), Swords (1), Blood/Soul Magic (2), Disguise (2), Sandwichmaking (-6)
Equipment: Ritual supplies, guard uniform, soul-stealing rapier (unstable), 4 empty soul storage gems, 1 full soul storage gem
History: You are secretly a worshipper of the Devil.  So...yeah.  You joined the guards to look nice, get combat training, and gain the ability to break in to peoples' houses more easily.  You know how to bring powerful evils to the world through the use of blood and souls.  What you don't know is how to make a sandwich.  That won't matter much, however, when Mopcreek is destroyed.
Mission: Destroy Mopcreek

Blackdutchie
Name: Ulli
Song: Ursvamp - Fintroll
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Wilderness Lore (1), Knives (1), Sneaking (1)
Equipment: Light clothing, hunting knife, giant boar
History: You are one of the mayor's own adventurers.  The mayor is horribly sick.  You have been sent to locate an ancient mushroom thought to be the only cure for the mayor's disease.  The mushroom is thought to be guarded by trolls.  Good luck.
Mission: Bring mushroom to mayor
Injuries: -1 to many physical rolls! Light right leg stab wound (bleeding), moderate torso bruises, two broken ribs, bruised face

Sheb
Name:Sheb
Song: Ding ding dong
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Seduction (5), Brawling (1), Sneaking (-4), Weaponized Seduction (1)
Equipment: Clothing
History: You are officially the most attractive man in Mopcreek.  You have slept with more women than you can count.  One of them stole your priceless Most Attractive Man in Mopcreek trophy.
Mission: Recover the trophy

ExKirby
Name: Alexander
Song: Holiday
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Axes (1), Stealth (1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, hatchet, bandages, inspiring revolutionary banner/cloak (+1 to persuading rebels)
History: You have become tired of the mayor's incompetence.  You are tired of watching him send adventurers to die.  You're angry.  Angry enough to start a rebellion.
Mission: Rebel, kill the mayor

Lemunde
Name: Kane
Song: God of Wind
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Maces (1), Stealth (-1), Wilderness Lore (1)
Equipment: Leather armor, bone mace, magic mushrooms
History: You are a berserker from a clan that lives near Mopcreek.  While hallucinating, you saw a vision of a bear.  Said bear claimed that you could become a god of wind by killing it and wearing it.  Unfortunately, the only bear in the surrounding area is in the Mopcreek zoo.
Mission: Kill and loot bear, escape
Injuries: Light cut on left arm (bleeding)

[Dorten]

Try to analyse the situation: survey the obstacles, see if I can disable some of the traps with my sling beforehand. If weak spots are found, try to disable them, then go in that direction (still watching for ANOTHER traps).

I somehow doubt, that he will go through this alive 

[Sheb]

If any women are around, ask them to follow me and then follow the bloody track.


What is the point of being aburdly attractive if the people owning my trophy are dead? Could revive them using my sex-appeal maybe...

[Lemunde]

I use my mace to finish off the last of the guards.