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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 16: Massive Commandos-Related Delay  (Read 18043 times)

Jack A T

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2010, 11:22:13 pm »

So... Throw a rock into the obstacle course. Then throw a kitten into the obstacle course. Then lure an elephant (a dog, if no elephants are in the vicinity) into the obstacle course. Then carefully try to enter, making one step at a time and looking for moving parts.

I suppose, that Dorten doesn't have problem with killing animals, being a talented huner and such?

This isn't killing, this is advance scouting!  (No real problems with killing animals)
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2010, 12:42:36 am »

I go somewhere quiet, and attempt to summon some kind of demon.

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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #62 on: November 03, 2010, 12:53:52 am »

SeeingExKirby: If I lend my sex-appeal to your cause, would you help me get the throphy?
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2010, 10:15:23 am »

I shall grab the pitchfork with one hand, using the other to cut open the farmer. Preferably on the chest.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2010, 10:46:56 am »

I point behind the guard and yell "It's a trap!" and then try to bash him in the head with my bone mace.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #65 on: November 03, 2010, 02:27:52 pm »

A comic result of the advance scouting would be that the obstacle course appears to be a metal wall. That is actually a single blade moving so fast that it only looks like a wall.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #66 on: November 03, 2010, 02:33:18 pm »

Try again... this HAS to work eventually.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #67 on: November 03, 2010, 03:01:03 pm »

Well, then I'll Go on the main square and ask any woman present if she know how to get my trophy back.
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Re: Roll to Dodge a Song Yet Again: Turn 4: Donkey Riding
« Reply #68 on: November 03, 2010, 06:48:06 pm »

TURN 5

Note about combat rolls: First roll is attacker's roll, second is defender's roll.

So... Throw a rock into the obstacle course. Then throw a kitten into the obstacle course. Then lure an elephant (a dog, if no elephants are in the vicinity) into the obstacle course. Then carefully try to enter, making one step at a time and looking for moving parts.
The rock hits the ground, and does little of worth.  The kitten (standard distraction) hits the ground, and  dies due to injuries taken from the fall.  Nothing of real worth happens.  [3] You're sure you saw an elephant for a second, but no luck.  [5] You slowly enter, and finally realize what's so dangerous about the course.  A few dozen arrows are shot at you from above, but you dodge them with awesomeness and find light shelter.

I go somewhere quiet, and attempt to summon some kind of demon.
[1]  You run off to a quieter alley, and try to summon a demon with your two stolen souls and the blood of the guard.  You manage to summon a humanoid demon about one and a half times as tall as the average human.  Sadly, you lack any control over it.

I shall grab the pitchfork with one hand, using the other to cut open the farmer. Preferably on the chest.

[3] vs [4]: You fail to get a good hold, but you deflect the pitchfork.
[1] vs [6]: ...oh.  Oh my.  This is just terrible.  You do an epic-looking bit of dexterous knife flipping, and thrust it into thin air, giving the farmer a nice opportunity to grab you and throw you off of the donkey, bruising you badly and breaking a couple of your ribs

I point behind the guard and yell "It's a trap!" and then try to bash him in the head with my bone mace.
[2] The guard is somehow not that gullible, and draws his knife.  [5] vs. [2]: You bash him in the head anyway, breaking his skull open.  Unfortunately for you, he manages to scream in terror before death.  All of the guards in the area (at least 6) seem to have been alerted.

Try again... this HAS to work eventually.
[2+1] (woo, two 3s in a row) A few of the poorer-looking people join you in the calls for revolution.

Well, then I'll Go on the main square and ask any woman present if she know how to get my trophy back.
[3+5] Searching the main square, you manage to locate a woman who tells you that the trophy has been bought by Brian Jones, bartender at the Mopcreeker Tavern.

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SeeingExKirby: If I lend my sex-appeal to your cause, would you help me get the throphy?
With pleasure.

MORE RECRUITMENT!
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Go the Mopcreeper Tavern and ask for my trophy. When he refuses to give it back to me (What kind of DM would make the quest that easy?) Go outside and shout "Death to the thief! Qui m'aime me suive!" (Qui m'aime me suive is a french idiom which mean "Anyone loving me follow me."
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I shall plead with the farmer to just give me his donkey because it's for the good of the king.
If that fails, i will give the donkey a cut, turning it into a distraction, and i shall run home to gather my brothers and ask old father for advice.
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I fly into a rage and start attacking all the guards.
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I run.

Jack A T

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Just waiting for Dorten now...
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