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[RedWarrior0]

Link added for my application.

[Jack A T]

Also, is that destroy as in 'raze'?

Destroy as in destroy.  Killing everyone in town would work.  Razing the town to the ground would work.  Hugely altering the town to the point that it's pretty much an evil version of itself would work.  If it sounds like the town is destroyed, it probably is.

[Dorten]

I go to my officer-in-command and play sissy, so he gets disgusted and lets me go

[Jack A T]

TURN 1

I will look for some sturdier (but still stealthy) armour around town. And maybe a cool, big knife. Use the 'mayor's last hope' discount service!

Afterwards, i will turn to the mountains, and ride through the forest separating the town from them.

[1] You walk in a circle around the town, staring at the trees.  For some reason, you fail to find any armor.  You then start walking towards the mountains, riding your...[1] lack of anything.  You stumble.

I, Olaf look for weak-looking criminals, then proceed to steal souls from them. Unnoticed, if possible.

[2] You glimpse the occasional suspicious-looking person, but no criminals.

I move to high ground to get my bearings and try to determine the easiest route to reach the zoo.

[4] You find a good-looking cliff, and stand on it. [2] From there, however, the town appears to be a tangled mess.  You can't figure out any good routes, or even see the zoo.

I spend some time perfecting my look and then go in my favorite coffee shop for a breakfast, complaining about how the waitresses always loose consciousness after seeing me.

[6] You manage to make yourself look even more attractive.  Seduction increases by 1. Sneaking decreases by 1.  You then go off to your favorite coffee shop, Javasheb.  (You attracted so many customers that the owners named the place after you.)  A waitress glances at you, and faints.

I go to my officer-in-command and play sissy, so he gets disgusted and lets me go

[3] You locate your officer-in-command, and whine about how blood makes you feel sick and how pacifism is the way to go.  He responds with a simple “Damn sissies” and dismisses your complaint.  That did not go as well as you planned.

Meanwhile, Alexander finishes off his banner.  [6] He finishes it with such expertise that it is now an inspiring banner.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Dorten
Name: Dorten
Song: Не стреляй
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Slingshots (1), Sneaking (1), Knives (1)
Equipment: Army Uniform, Slingshot and ammo, Knife
History: You joined the kingdom's army a few months ago, taking advantage of your natural talent at hunting.  You've gotten sick of the killing.  Your conscience is getting in the way, so you have decided to leave the army, through whatever methods required, and go back to your nice, peaceful home in Mopcreek.
Mission: Leave Army, Go Home

Ottofar
Name: Olaf
Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Race: Humanish
Gender: M
Skills: Soul-Stealing (1), Swords (1), Blood/Soul Magic (2), Disguise (2), Sandwichmaking (-6)
Equipment: Ritual supplies, guard uniform, rapier, 5 soul storage gems
History: You are secretly a worshipper of the Devil.  So...yeah.  You joined the guards to look nice, get combat training, and gain the ability to break in to peoples' houses more easily.  You know how to bring powerful evils to the world through the use of blood and souls.  What you don't know is how to make a sandwich.  That won't matter much, however, when Mopcreek is destroyed.
Mission: Destroy Mopcreek

Blackdutchie
Name: Ulli
Song: Ursvamp - Fintroll
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Wilderness Lore (1), Knives (1), Sneaking (1)
Equipment: Light clothing, hunting knife
History: You are one of the mayor's own adventurers.  The mayor is horribly sick.  You have been sent to locate an ancient mushroom thought to be the only cure for the mayor's disease.  The mushroom is thought to be guarded by trolls.  Good luck.
Mission: Bring mushroom to mayor

Sheb
Name:Sheb
Song: Ding ding dong
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Seduction (5), Brawling (1), Sneaking (-4)
Equipment: Clothing
History: You are officially the most attractive man in Mopcreek.  You have slept with more women than you can count.  One of them stole your priceless Most Attractive Man in Mopcreek trophy.
Mission: Recover the trophy

ExKirby
Name: Alexander
Song: Holiday
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Axes (1), Stealth (1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, hatchet, bandages, inspiring revolutionary banner (+1 to persuading rebels)
History: You have become tired of the mayor's incompetence.  You are tired of watching him send adventurers to die.  You're angry.  Angry enough to start a rebellion.
Mission: Rebel, kill the mayor

Lemunde
Name: Kane
Song: God of Wind
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Maces (1), Stealth (-1), Wilderness Lore (1)
Equipment: Leather armor, bone mace, magic mushrooms
History: You are a berserker from a clan that lives near Mopcreek.  While hallucinating, you saw a vision of a bear.  Said bear claimed that you could become a god of wind by killing it and wearing it.  Unfortunately, the only bear in the surrounding area is in the Mopcreek zoo.
Mission: Kill and loot bear, escape

[Hugehead]

Name: Hugehead
Song:Squiddles!

I really wonder what kinda guy this will get me.

[Lemunde]

I sniff the wind to try and determine the direction of any large groups of animals within the city.

[Blackdutchie]

I will, with great justice, command a nearby peasant to hand over his most royal steed!

[Dorten]

I go to my officer-in-command and play sissy, so he gets disgusted and lets me go again.

I'm stubborn.

[Sheb]

I ask any non-fainting female is she's seen my trophy lately, and if she's free tonight.

[Frajic]

Name: Hugehead
Song:Squiddles!

I really wonder what kinda guy this will get me.

Octopus with a creepy smile.

[Ottofar]

I, Olaf, go to the nearest tavern to sort out possible bar brawls. If anyone is unconscious, soulsteal, then arrest the one knocking the guy out. Proceed to soulsteal in a dark alley.

[FuzzyZergling]

May I go on the waiting list?

Name: Fuzz
Song: Complete History of the Soviet Union, Arranged to the Melody of Tetris

[Jack A T]

TURN 2

I sniff the wind to try and determine the direction of any large groups of animals within the city.

[6] You smell the zoo.  You smell it perfectly, with extreme accuracy.  In fact, you figure out the fastest way to get to it.

I will, with great justice, command a nearby peasant to hand over his most royal steed!

[3] For some strange reason, none of the local peasants seem to have royal steeds.

I go to my officer-in-command and play sissy, so he gets disgusted and lets me go again.

I'm stubborn.

[1 – 1] ...”GRINDER.  NOW.”  Well, there goes that idea.  Your officer-in-command has decided to send you to the Live Fire Disciplinary Obstacle Course, known to the soldiers as the Grinder.  Failing to go there immediately makes you legally a deserter, and thus a target for the army.  This isn't going to be fun.

I ask any non-fainting female is she's seen my trophy lately, and if she's free tonight.

[6] You find one waitress in a corner.  She mentions that something resembling the trophy is being sold at the local auction house for large amounts of money. [6+5]  You ask her out.  Shocked by the event, she has a fatal heart attack.  This could be a useful weapon.  You gain the Weaponized Seduction skill.

I, Olaf, go to the nearest tavern to sort out possible bar brawls. If anyone is unconscious, soulsteal, then arrest the one knocking the guy out. Proceed to soulsteal in a dark alley.

[6] Nearing the Mopcreeker Tavern, you hear the sounds of a fight and see a cloaked man run out the door.  Perfect.  You draw your sword. The man draws a knife.
EPIC COMBAT FIGHT STUFF!
[6+1] vs [3+2]: The man seems highly skilled, but nobody ever expects to be bashed with the hilt of a sword.  He falls to the ground, unconscious.  You drag him off to a dark alley, and [5+1] steal his soul successfully.  Victory.  Looking out of the alley, you see two of the mayor's own elite guards enter the tavern.  Perhaps it would be best not to go in?

Meanwhile, AI Alexander sips some nice tea.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Dorten
Name: Dorten
Song: Не стреляй
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Slingshots (1), Sneaking (1), Knives (1)
Equipment: Army Uniform, Slingshot and ammo, Knife
History: You joined the kingdom's army a few months ago, taking advantage of your natural talent at hunting.  You've gotten sick of the killing.  Your conscience is getting in the way, so you have decided to leave the army, through whatever methods required, and go back to your nice, peaceful home in Mopcreek.
Mission: Leave Army, Go Home

Ottofar
Name: Olaf
Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Race: Humanish
Gender: M
Skills: Soul-Stealing (1), Swords (1), Blood/Soul Magic (2), Disguise (2), Sandwichmaking (-6)
Equipment: Ritual supplies, guard uniform, rapier, 4 empty soul storage gems, 1 full soul storage gem
History: You are secretly a worshipper of the Devil.  So...yeah.  You joined the guards to look nice, get combat training, and gain the ability to break in to peoples' houses more easily.  You know how to bring powerful evils to the world through the use of blood and souls.  What you don't know is how to make a sandwich.  That won't matter much, however, when Mopcreek is destroyed.
Mission: Destroy Mopcreek

Blackdutchie
Name: Ulli
Song: Ursvamp - Fintroll
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Wilderness Lore (1), Knives (1), Sneaking (1)
Equipment: Light clothing, hunting knife
History: You are one of the mayor's own adventurers.  The mayor is horribly sick.  You have been sent to locate an ancient mushroom thought to be the only cure for the mayor's disease.  The mushroom is thought to be guarded by trolls.  Good luck.
Mission: Bring mushroom to mayor

Sheb
Name:Sheb
Song: Ding ding dong
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Seduction (5), Brawling (1), Sneaking (-4), Weaponized Seduction (1)
Equipment: Clothing
History: You are officially the most attractive man in Mopcreek.  You have slept with more women than you can count.  One of them stole your priceless Most Attractive Man in Mopcreek trophy.
Mission: Recover the trophy

ExKirby
Name: Alexander
Song: Holiday
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Axes (1), Stealth (1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, hatchet, bandages, inspiring revolutionary banner (+1 to persuading rebels)
History: You have become tired of the mayor's incompetence.  You are tired of watching him send adventurers to die.  You're angry.  Angry enough to start a rebellion.
Mission: Rebel, kill the mayor

Lemunde
Name: Kane
Song: God of Wind
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Maces (1), Stealth (-1), Wilderness Lore (1)
Equipment: Leather armor, bone mace, magic mushrooms
History: You are a berserker from a clan that lives near Mopcreek.  While hallucinating, you saw a vision of a bear.  Said bear claimed that you could become a god of wind by killing it and wearing it.  Unfortunately, the only bear in the surrounding area is in the Mopcreek zoo.
Mission: Kill and loot bear, escape

[Lemunde]

I trek off in the direction of the zoo. (Not much else I can do at this point)

[Sheb]

I go to the auction house and look for a gay curator (There MUST be one). I ask him about the trophy.