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[qwertyuiopas]

Spoiler: Game description (click to show/hide)

This is a game based on Homestuck's troll memos.

How to play: Treat it sort of like IRC, but you may always talk from "the past" or "the future".

Pleast try to fulfil any references made by yourself or other players. If one person says in the "past" that they planned on stealing someone's lunch later, that someone should probably complain about it eventually.

Try to refrain from speaking for someone without permission, that just ruins this sort of thing if you aren't careful.

When writing, follow the following format:
TNN: message
(Coloured to a specific colour that you consistantly use)

Where T is P for past, C for current, or F for future, and NN is replaced with two(or more?) characters that identify the speaker.

When you "join" (or at least that time-instance of you), the announcement should be something like this:
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004654

FUTURE gallowsCalibrator [FGC] 3 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.

Please keep all discussion of the game and other "OOC" stuff to a single, clearly marked, spoiler at the start of your post.

CURRENT Qwertyuiopas [CQW] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Forum Games and Roleplaying.
CQW: Ugh. Where to start.
CQW: As those of you who have been keeping up to date know by now, there is a massive swarm of meteors falling on the Bay 12 Games Forum.
CQW: So far, they are only hitting the announcements, but that could change any time.
CQW: Some brave users have ventured close to see the destruction, and apparently all of the posts that have been hit have been completely deleted!
CQW: We need to do something. I have opened this memo in hopes that we can save the rest of the Forums, and possibly get a warning to past users to stay clear of the worst areas.

[Armok]

PAST ArmokAlmighty 666 DAYS AGO responded to memo.
PAA: What?! This is horrible! We must warn everyone! O:

[Ochita]

Future Ochita [FCO] 10 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this memo

FCO:This is bad. The upper forums have been almost completely destroyed. Its only their rubble that is protecting the lower parts.

[qwertyuiopas]

CQW: We must fortify, then!
CQW: If we don't, we may be forced all the way to VN, and it's in lockdown, so few people could even enter, and they couldn't do anything constructive once they got there!

[KaguroDraven]

Future KaguroDraven [FKD] 12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this memo
FKD:Something is crawling out of the meteors!

[Jervous]

FUTURE Jervous [FJV] 8 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this memo.

FJV: ummm okay can you guys stop fooling around on these memos and help or something
FJV: derp there goes my supply of ukinojoe pictures fuck fuck FUCK

[Diablous]

FUTURE Diablous [FDS] 11 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this memo.
FDS: Okay, Other Projects was destroyed, but Finally looks like it may survive.
FDS: We've set up some things to absorb the meteors.
FDS: Basically, junk posts that are just there to take the meteor hits.
FDS: They seem to be doing the job, but I'm not sure how long they'll last.
FDS: The meteors seem to be falling with greater frequency.
FDS: Any idea how long this meteor shower thing is supposed to last?
FDS: Also, Creative Projects is more or less ruined.
FDS: It took a lot of hits before we set up the junk posts.
FDS: To all past users: Unless you are investigating or fortifing, do not go above GD, we already lost some people to the meteors.
FDS: It's horrible. If a meteor hits a user, the user is deleted, and all his or her posts are erased.
FDS: Also, does anybody know where Toady or Threetoe are? We could really use their mod abilities for protecting the place.

[qwertyuiopas]

CQW: I haven't seen either of them. Hopefully they weren't/will not be offline in one of the strike zones.
CQW: I think that it may be possible to escape to a safer area, someone shoul look into that.
CQW: Hopefully the Happy thread will buy us some time, and Sean's RTD could protect us temporarily if it gets to that.
CQW: I can't believe I'm saying this, but right about now I wish we had a spambot infestation.

[Ochita]

Future Ochita [FCO] 10 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this memo

FCO:We need to make a really big post. Hey remember the rest of the internet, most of it is now gone.

[USEC_OFFICER]

PAST  USEC [PUC] 10 HOURS AGO responded to this memo

PUC: Giant meteors? Damn it.
PUC: Hey, would anybody mind if I use old mafia posts to fortify Finally?
PUC: There should be enough walls of text to rival the Great Wall of China.

[KaguroDraven]

FKD:There are liveing creatures moveing out of the meteors.
FKD:The barriers are holding against the metors, but the creatures are moveing towards the barriers.
FKD:Also,someone stole my lunch.

[Diablous]

FDS: USEC: Considering I saw you do that, I don't think anyone minds.
FDS: Either that, or someone did, and you didn't care.
FDS: They shouldn't mind.
FDS: Protecting the forums as a whole takes precedent over preserving Mafia archives.
FDS: Also, if any part of those things touches a post, the part of the post it touches will be erased.
FDS: Even if it's like blood or something.
FDS: They don't seem to do anything to users, though.
FDS: But don't be sloppy when killing them.
FDS: Good thing they are fragile.

[Myroc]

FUTURE Myroc [FMY] 15 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this memo

FMY: oh gof they are everywhere. EVERYWHERE I SAY.
FMY: im not even bothewring with spelling abnd punctuation right now
FMY: im stuck in the ruins of general discussion, everyone else retreated into foruym games and roleplayeing
FMY: i can hear them ebverywhere around me
FMY: oh god theyre coming
FMY: theyregpaon

PAST Myroc [FMY] 3 HOURS AGO responded to this memo.
PMY: Ehm. That sounds ominous.

[USEC_OFFICER]

PUC:Alright, just checking.

[Jervous]

FJV: guys what happens if there are paradoxes caused by our past selves and shit

PAST Jervous [PJV] ONE DAY AGO responded to this memo.

PJV: i read that my stash was gonna be destroyed so i put it in a safe place
PJV: where should i focus the spam?
FJV: FUUUUUUUCK.
FJV has banned self from responding to memo.