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[iceball3]

Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Hunting Store

Is the hunting store really that big?
Try to figure out how a plane was inside a hunting store and exit to the outside.

[breadbocks]

You REALLY like the word bode, don't you?

[Tarran]

You REALLY like the word bode, don't you?

Seems so.

...This bodes badly...

 

[JoshBrickstien]

Park our motorcycle somewhere out of sight, and most likely safe from the alien spawns. Then go close enough to the facility to see what's going on inside it, without actually entering it.

You park your motor Cycle nearby, and peer through the gates. You notice some soldiers shooting at a man in an Orange suit who is quickly hopping like a rabbit past you and into a maintenance shaft. Very Odd. It's not every day you see a man in an orange suit bunny hopping past you with a Sub Machine gun.... right? Bomb begin to crash down where he was a moment ago. Strange.

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [14:55]
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Strange Facility
Status: Human
Health: Slightly nicked up

Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 {R}
Munitions: 72 Shotgun Shells - 12 Shotgun Slugs - 25 Nails

Wearing: Casual clothing covered with Yellowish-green slime
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 97% - Canned goods x35 - bottled water x8 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

[iceball3]

Follow him. Put yourself in an anti-crowbar stance if he attacks you.

[Lillipad]

Bunny hop into the maintenance shaft to avoid Death from Above.

[JoshBrickstien]

Bunny hop into the maintenance shaft to avoid Death from Above.

Follow him. Put yourself in an anti-crowbar stance if he attacks you.

You would, but you can't follow him, as you are on the other side of the gate.
One of the soldier points at you, and seems to motion to fire. @#$% You duck behind a large rock, and load your Shotgun.

[Lillipad]

Shotgun Rain.

[iceball3]

Then after doing so, bash the crate to death with your sledge hammer.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Call the bunny hopping man for help! I love how this is like we are part of a video game. I hope the player is nice to NPCs. 

[JoshBrickstien]

Shotgun Rain.

Then after doing so, bash the crate to death with your sledge hammer.

You Release lead punishment upon the soldiers. That's now 4 counts of self-defense with a shotgun. wonderful.
You think about bashing a crate, but see none. So, instead, you smash down the gate. It's a slow process, but eventually it's down.

Call the bunny hopping man for help!

You think he was moving far too fast to hear you at this point. He was certainly moving at over 17 MPH.

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [16:00]
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Strange Facility
Status: Human
Health: Slightly nicked up

Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 {R}
Munitions: 64 Shotgun Shells - 12 Shotgun Slugs - 25 Nails

Wearing: Casual clothing covered with Yellowish-green slime
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 97% - Canned goods x35 - bottled water x8 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

[Lillipad]

Oh Shotgun Rain, when will you ever cease to defend us?
Learn the ways of the bunny hop, so that we may have a plan B for escape.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Oh Shotgun Rain, when will you ever cease to defend us?
Learn the ways of the bunny hop, so that we may have a plan B for escape.

Supported

[JoshBrickstien]

Learn the ways of the bunny hop, so that we may have a plan B for escape.

Supported

Now with the bombardment passed, and the soldiers dead, you waste an hour hopping around, trying to master the concept of moving faster by jumping.
You have a basic ability with this concept now. You really don't want to go down without some form of armor, though...

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [16:00]
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Strange Facility
Status: Human
Health: Slightly nicked up

Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 {R}
Munitions: 72 Shotgun Shells - 12 Shotgun Slugs - 25 Nails

Wearing: Casual clothing covered with Yellowish-green slime
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 97% - Canned goods x35 - bottled water x8 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

[Lillipad]

It's simple, really. Just loot a soldier of all his armor and weapons/ammo!