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[breadbocks]

Compromise? Eat one crab while wearing another?

Deal.

[Lillipad]

It's probably for the best that we don't have a car. If one of the aliens were to teleport into the car we'd pretty much be doomed.

We have no safe way of bringing people with us, so just ignore survivors for now. Also will you allow us to steal a motorcycle?

Also don't go with the compromise breadbocks and Kaguro came to.

[JoshBrickstien]

Compromise? Eat one crab while wearing another?

Deal.

[I'm going to try to not do anything quite that stupid. Wearing an alien on your head doesn't sound smart. Neither does eating it.]

It's probably for the best that we don't have a car. If one of the aliens were to teleport into the car we'd pretty much doomed.

We have no safe way of bringing people with us, so just ignore survivors for now. Also will you allow us to steal a motorcycle?

Also don't go with the compromise breadbocks and Kaguro came to.

[Sure, I can hitch you up with a motor cycle by the time you leave the base. But, I'll likely involve logical problem solving.]

[Lillipad]

I meant more like one left in an auto repair shop, or a used car lot.

[Phantom]

FUCK!
Wait, Barney Calhoun should be getting out of the Black Mesa gates at 12:00, LET'S GET THERE!

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Are the first aliens the ones with the big mouths on 2 legs that are really annoying? At least the military isn't here yet. Also, YES! FOR BARNEY!

EDIT : Never mind. They are headcrabs.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Oh. This takes place in 2009? I thought the game was in 1999, my mistake. (Also, we should think about talking with the vaughtauts (Whatever they're called), when they are not trying to kill you.)

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Vortigaunts. Also, we should change our name to Gordon Freeman.

[Lillipad]

Vortigaunts. Also, we should change our name to Gordon Freeman.

It's implied that he exists in this game. So, no. No we shouldn't do that.

[JoshBrickstien]

Ok guys, I'll be updating shortly.

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FUCK!
Wait, Barney Calhoun should be getting out of the Black Mesa gates at 12:00, LET'S GET THERE!

Do you mean 12:00 PM? Because we do know that Barney Escaped AFTER the end of HL1 and Opposing forces.
EDIT: Wait, no. The wiki is giving me contradicting info. It says the end of Opposing forces has a Nuke go off and destroy Black Mesa. Yet, at the end of Blue shift, it already shows Shepard as "Detained" Odd.

Vortigaunts. Also, we should change our name to Gordon Freeman.

It's implied that he exists in this game. So, no. No we shouldn't do that.

This is correct.

I meant more like one left in an auto repair shop, or a used car lot.

Wouldn't that be the same thing?

[Lillipad]

You said we were in a base, so I assumed you meant we'd steal a military vehicle that got left behind.

[JoshBrickstien]

It's probably for the best that we don't have a car. If one of the aliens were to teleport into the car we'd pretty much be doomed.

We have no safe way of bringing people with us, so just ignore survivors for now. Also will you allow us to steal a motorcycle?

Also don't go with the compromise breadbocks and Kaguro came to.

While in the Military base, you look around for a small Vehicle, akin to a Motorcycle. While glancing around, you see what seems to be the last helicopter full of soldiers preparing to take off. If you could follow them... You then notice a Military Motor Cycle parked beneath the Helipad. You ditch your bike and take the cycle.

FUCK!
Wait, Barney Calhoun should be getting out of the Black Mesa gates at 12:00, LET'S GET THERE!

In a fit of insanity, genius, or panic, you decide to follow the chopper. Perhaps you can find help.


Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [10:30]
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Military Base
Status: Human
Health: Slightly nicked up

Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 {R}
Munitions: 72 Shotgun Shells - 12 Shotgun Slugs - 25 Nails

Wearing: Casual clothing covered with Yellowish-green slime
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 97% - Canned goods x35 - bottled water x8 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Continue following the choppa.

[JoshBrickstien]

Continue following the choppa.

You follow the chopper for some time. Four hours later, you arrive at some large facility. The chopper, however, is shot down by some type of... Flying thing. The chopper crashes down not a mile from you. This bodes ill. This bodes very ill.

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [14:47]
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Strange Facility
Status: Human
Health: Slightly nicked up

Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 {R}
Munitions: 72 Shotgun Shells - 12 Shotgun Slugs - 25 Nails

Wearing: Casual clothing covered with Yellowish-green slime
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 97% - Canned goods x35 - bottled water x8 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

[Lillipad]

Park our motorcycle somewhere out of sight, and most likely safe from the alien spawns. Then go close enough to the facility to see what's going on inside it, without actually entering it.