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[Phantom]

1) We are not Ash from the Evil Dead.
2) The Spas-12 is not a Boomstick, it's more like a Bangpipe.
3) We are not Strelok or Sargent Cheersov.

[iceball3]

We need an emergency throwing weapon right? Standing children are too big to fit in out cannot define everything we want while in action stockpile, right?

[Tarran]

Take a child and put him/her in our inventory in fetal position.

No. Just, no.

Walk outside and test our spaz gun on a tree and watch it twitch under it's effect.

And what, waste ammo on a tree instead of doing something productive?

We need an emergency throwing weapon right? Standing children are too big to fit in out cannot define everything we want while in action stockpile, right?

...What? You worded your post oddly.

Walk outside, shout expletives at the creatures, and then get gunning with our shotgun!

[Phantom]

Walk outside, shout expletives at the creatures, and then get gunning with our shotgun!

Support.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Walk outside, shout expletives at the creatures, and then get gunning with our shotgun!

Support.

This

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Walk outside, shout expletives at the creatures, and then get gunning with our shotgun!

Support.

This

Prevoiusly supported

[breadbocks]

Saw off the boomstick. The say calmly "This is my," then shout absurdly loud "BOOMSTICK!!!!!"

I see flaws.

1) We do not have a metal saw.

So?

2) No.

Shutup, troll.

3) The Spas is a Tactical Shotgun meant for Accuracy with 12x76 Dart and Slug. Sawing it off makes it useless.

Any saw'd off shotgun is a boomstick. Boomsticks are win.

4) It's a pump shotgun.

Is there a point in there?

1) We are not Ash from the Evil Dead.
2) The Spas-12 is not a Boomstick, it's more like a Bangpipe.
3) We are not Strelok or Sargent Cheersov.

Yes, but we ARE Ash from Evil Dead III:Army of Darkness.
Any saw'd off is a boomstick.

[Phantom]

Clearly we are Jacques Beaumont.
Is our hand missing?
No.

Did we fight Deadites?
No.

Is there a candarian demon?
No.

Can we cut metal with our minds?
No.

Would it be wise to saw the front off?
No.

Is it wise to run around with an inaccurate shotgun?
No.

Was the Evil Dead tree rape scene cool?
Fuck no.

Do we see any game with effective boomsticks any more?
No.

Do people who use them survive long?
No.

[breadbocks]

Clearly we are Jacques Beaumont.
Is our hand missing?
No.

Did we fight Deadites?
No.

Is there a candarian demon?
No.

Can we cut metal with our minds?
No.

Would it be wise to saw the front off?
No.

Is it wise to run around with an inaccurate shotgun?
No.

Was the Evil Dead tree rape scene cool?
Fuck no.

Do we see any game with effective boomsticks any more?
No.

Do people who use them survive long?
No.

Does Rule of Cool trump your argument?
Yes.

[Phantom]

Does Phantom ever give a fuck about tropes anymore?
Hell no.

Would tropes help a person in real life?
Fuck no.

Is TV Tropes only meant for amusement?
Yes.

Is the above annoying me way to much?
Fuck to the yes to the power of fuck.

[Tarran]

breadbocks, I'm pretty sure the Rule of Cool does not apply to this game. Stop trying to do things we can't do/wouldn't do if we were in this guy's place (I.e, cutting likely essentials off of the shotgun with our minds). That goes for you too, iceball.

[breadbocks]

I WILL HAVE MY BOOMSTICK ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!

[Phantom]

RESPONSE:

I WILL HAVE MY BOOMSTICK ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!

[iceball3]

breadbocks, I'm pretty sure the Rule of Cool does not apply to this game. Stop trying to do things we can't do/wouldn't do if we were in this guy's place (I.e, cutting likely essentials off of the shotgun with our minds). That goes for you too, iceball.

Well we do have a fancy quantum stockpile that would change what almost anyone would do in many given situations...

[Tarran]

breadbocks, I'm pretty sure the Rule of Cool does not apply to this game. Stop trying to do things we can't do/wouldn't do if we were in this guy's place (I.e, cutting likely essentials off of the shotgun with our minds). That goes for you too, iceball.

Well we do have a fancy quantum stockpile that would change what almost anyone would do in many given situations...

That's likely purely because Brickstien can't be arsed to simulate inventory weight.