Duct tape screwdriver to the Couch leg, Dead Rising 2 style.
You do just that.
Scream and run until you get to the airport, get on a plane to The Zone, go there and hide from the mutants and more dangerous mutants of The Zone.
That seems like a very absurd suggestion. The airport is miles from here, and without a car, you'd certainly be dead by then. Also, it's likely the pilots would be dead as well.
Tape our knife to our Sledge Hammer and shout out:
"COME GET SOME!"
Sounds like a plan.
You tape your Knife to your sledgehammer and yell "COME GET SOME!"
Tape some tape onto our leg and try again to get everything smaller than a microwave in our inventory. If its too big, break it in half.
You decide this is a very silly thing to do, and you just pick up a few more items.
[From now on, I will ignore things that involve picking up everything smaller than a microwave, or any other scale comparison.]
Go to nearest gun store. Proceed to take biggest gun + ammo.
You finally decide on the next course of action. The Hunting goods store is about two miles from here though. And, since you have no car... But, you do have a bike. You begin biking to the Hunting store. Several hopping... things are hopping along after you. But, your Adrenal system is pumping hard enough that you can leave them in the dust.
You arrive at the Hunting store. Several people seem to have barricaded the entrance, and are trying to hold the store as some kind of safe spot. Maybe they don't know these things can appear behind them.
Ah well, not your problem. You acknowledge them, and run inside. You precede to take the largest gun remaining. You pick up a Spaz 12 Shotgun. Also, Ammo. (96 Shells)
Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [9:12]
Status: Human
Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 [96]{R}
Health: Perfect
Wearing: Casual clothing
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Your home.
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 97% - Canned goods x35 - bottled water x8 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil
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