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[JoshBrickstien]

It is a perfectly ordinary day. You are absolutely sure nothing bad will happen to you, or the planet earth as a whole, for that matter.

Date: May 16, 2009 [7:30]
Status: Human
Weapons: N/A
Health: Perfect
Wearing: Sleepware

You are a asleep.
Your name is....
You are... Male? Female?

> _

[Phantom]

Your name is Jackrabbit, and you are clearly a male.
Now get up and yell outside the window.

[JoshBrickstien]

Your name is Jackrabbit, and you are clearly a male.
Now get up and yell outside the window.

Ah yes. You must be very sleepy indeed to forget that you are male. But... you're fairly certain your name isn't Jackrabbit...

Date: May 16, 2009 [7:30]
Status: Human
Weapons: N/A
Health: Perfect
Wearing: Sleepware

You are awake, yet extremely sleepy
Your name is.... [Keep it normal, Human name.]

[Phantom]

Your name is obviously Jacques Beaumont, a french-canadian lawyer.

[JoshBrickstien]

Your name is obviously Jacques Beaumont, a french-canadian lawyer.

Ah yes, how could you forget.
You are Jacques Beaumont, the French-Canadian Lawyer. Or atleast, you WERE a French-Canadian Lawyer, until you moved to New Mexico Three Months ago. You really Can't stand the heat very well. Ah well, you're sure you won't be doing anything very physically exserting today, or any other day. You just need to take the train to the Law firm by 8:00... Carp, you're gonna be late.
[I'm going to skip the boring Heavy Rain style stuff here.]
You have arrived at the Train station. Fortunately, the 8:00 train to the station near your office is delayed, and hasn't left yet.

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [8:01]
Status: Human
Weapons: N/A
Health: Perfect
Wearing: Sleepware

You are awake

[Phantom]

Realize you're still wearing sleepwear but get on the train anyway.

[JoshBrickstien]

Realize you're still wearing sleepwear but get on the train anyway.

[ROFL I didn't catch that. Shall he magically obtain His suit? If not, things bode hilariously for this poor guy.]

You climb aboard the train, after paying the correct fee to the conductor. He looks at you strangely, but you don't know why. Maybe your tie is crooked... Ah Carp. You're still in your sleep wear. You could go back home, and change... But then the train would have left.  Or, you could continue to your office, and hope none of your co-workers notice.
> _

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [8:01]
Status: Human
Weapons: N/A
Health: Perfect
Wearing: Sleepware

You are awake

[Phantom]

Realize that it's saturday today and it's your day off.

[JoshBrickstien]

Realize that it's saturday today and it's your day off.

[You have me at every turn, you know that, right?]
Oh wait. You realize it's Saturday, and there's no need to go to work. You'll just head back home now. You don't know where your brain has been today... Perhaps it is contemplating the possibility of world-wide disaster? Nah, not likely. I mean, really. What could possibly happen?

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [8:01]
Status: Human
Weapons: N/A
Health: Perfect
Wearing: Sleepware

You are awake

[Phantom]

Watch news.
Realize that...
Alexander Rybak of Norway wins the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest.
Ruth Padel becomes the University of Oxford's first female Professor of Poetry.
Manchester United Football Club win the 2008-09 season of the Premier League.
The Gulf drug cartel liberates 59 inmates from a prison in Zacatecas, Mexico.
Representative Yukio Hatoyama becomes the President of Japan's Democratic Party.
The People's Party concedes to the United Progressive Alliance in India's general election.
The Niger Delta Emancipation Movement claims that Nigeria's military killed one of its hostages during an operation.
A car bomb kills at least 11 people and injures 25 others in Peshawar, Pakistan.
President Mahinda Rajapaksa says that Sri Lanka has "militarily defeated the Tamil Tigers".
The United Kingdom's Royal Air Force ends its involvement in Iraq.
An acid attack injures 30 people in Hong Kong, People's Republic of China.
Thousands of demonstrators protest unemployment in Berlin, Germany.
India and Turkey confirm their first cases of (A)H1N1 influenza.

[JoshBrickstien]

Watch news.
Realize that...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alexander Rybak of Norway wins the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest.
Ruth Padel becomes the University of Oxford's first female Professor of Poetry.
Manchester United Football Club win the 2008-09 season of the Premier League.
The Gulf drug cartel liberates 59 inmates from a prison in Zacatecas, Mexico.
Representative Yukio Hatoyama becomes the President of Japan's Democratic Party.
The People's Party concedes to the United Progressive Alliance in India's general election.
The Niger Delta Emancipation Movement claims that Nigeria's military killed one of its hostages during an operation.
A car bomb kills at least 11 people and injures 25 others in Peshawar, Pakistan.
President Mahinda Rajapaksa says that Sri Lanka has "militarily defeated the Tamil Tigers".
The United Kingdom's Royal Air Force ends its involvement in Iraq.
An acid attack injures 30 people in Hong Kong, People's Republic of China.
Thousands of demonstrators protest unemployment in Berlin, Germany.
India and Turkey confirm their first cases of (A)H1N1 influenza.

You arrive back at your house, and watch the news. It's always nice to know what's going on in the world, even if most of the news is bad. But, there is no news of a global disaster... That's good.
While you're home, you decide to change into some casual clothing.

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [8:25]
Status: Human
Weapons: N/A
Health: Perfect
Wearing: Casual clothing

You are awake

[Phantom]

Go on your computer, begin posting on Bay 12 Games thread "It is a perfectly ordinary day."

[JoshBrickstien]

Go on your computer, begin posting on Bay 12 Games thread "It is a perfectly ordinary day."

You're quite sure that thread doesn't exist, as you just checked. (And you're quite sure it won't be either until October 21 2010, but that's just a sneaking suspicion.) But, you do play around with Dwarf Fortress. Very cool game. You've wasted far too much time already. Not that there's anything you particularly need to do, because Nothing bad has happened, and never will.

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [8:55]
Status: Human
Weapons: N/A
Health: Perfect
Wearing: Casual clothing

You are awake

[breadbocks]

Take off your shirt, run to a neighbor's lawn, and then run in circles while shouting "STRANGER DANGER!!!!".

[Phantom]

Realize that it's a horrible idea and find out that Alaska has broken off from America and the whole world has developed into many Countries at War.