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[Phantom]

I'm just guessing but we might be carrying 25 to 30 kilograms worth of crap right now.

[iceball3]

So this is a universe where weight is not subjective, only applied?

[Phantom]

I looked over the inventory again, and damn that is a pile of useless crap in Jacques' inventory. Really guys?

[breadbocks]

Well, lets review:
We have these non weapon items:

Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 97% - Canned goods x35 - bottled water x8 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

Soda is a drink. As is water. Knives have all sorts of uses. Duct tape is ducttape. Canned goods is food, a fire cracker could be  a weapon, or a diversion. Screwdrivers drive screws. Pain killers kill headaches. Cell phone gives us an ability to contact any living humanity. Notebooks are for writing things down.

Nothing is useless.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

What would we write about?

[Phantom]

The fuck?
Do you see a goddamn Soldier running around with that much crap in his backpack and stuff?

DO NOT BRING UP THE QUANTUM FUCKING INVENTORY TOO IN YOUR NEXT POST.

[Tarran]

Knives have all sorts of uses.

You're right, but we should only keep one.

Screwdrivers drive screws.

Though we likely won't be needing to drive screws for a while, or at all, and besides, screwdrivers are quite common anyway.

Notebooks are for writing things down.

What would we write about?

And who to?

Edit: Also, we have several weapons that are outclassed by other weapons we've already got. Namely:
Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M}
Baseball bat {M}
Nail Gun {R}
Hammer {M}

[breadbocks]

Ourselves. We must stave off insanity!

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

NEVER

We needs an update.

[Tarran]

Ourselves. We must stave off insanity!

I highly doubt writing to ourselves would stave off insanity. In fact, I think it would probably do the opposite.

[Phantom]

Ourselves. We must stave off insanity!

I highly doubt writing to ourselves would stave off insanity. In fact, I think it would probably do the opposite.

Unless we're an over emotional teenage girl. Which we're not.

[Megaman]

Back on the game, sift through our cell contacts.

[JoshBrickstien]

Alright guys, I'll start updating again. Expect a large update in a few.

That's likely purely because Brickstien can't be arsed to simulate inventory weight.

This is correct. if it causes too many problems, I will... but simulating inventory space is what usually kills off my Forum Adventures.

I looked over the inventory again, and damn that is a pile of useless crap in Jacques' inventory. Really guys?

This is quite true. However, I must point out I only added things I thought remotely useful. I mean, I could have added things like Lamps, plates, empty bottles, and used paper towels. But I didn't.
But, your point is still valid.

Updating with the command that was most approved.

[JoshBrickstien]

Walk outside, shout expletives at the creatures, and then get gunning with our shotgun!

Support.

This

Prevoiusly supported

You quickly load up your Spaz 12.
While loading up your gun, you notice a small box of 12-gauge Slugs as well. You pick them up.
[Ammunition added to statistics]
You run outside towards the Monsters, Firing your Shotgun at the small creatures. However, it seems they are teleporting in faster than you can shoot. This seems futile. You are mildly Disturbed by the fact that they are jumping at your face.
You seem to be covered with the blood of several of these Crab-like creatures. Fortunately, it isn't Acid. Or at least, if it is, it's not strong enough to melt your arm.
There is a Large green flash in front of you. A large Bipedal creature with what appears to be three arms appears in the portal. It seems to only have one eye. Oh, and it's not friendly. You take the diplomatic solution and shoot it's head.

>_

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [9:19]
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Hunting Store.
Status: Human
Health: Perfect

Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 {R}
Munitions: 88 Shotgun Shells - 12 Shotgun Slugs - 25 Nails

Wearing: Casual clothing
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 97% - Canned goods x35 - bottled water x8 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

[KaguroDraven]

Use the nail gun on its eye! If it cannot see us it cannot attack us!