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[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Calhoun.

[breadbocks]

Wait

[Phantom]

4 votes Calhoun, 2 votes Ross Scott Mr. Freeman!

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Calhoun wins as

First to three/ I choose at 3:30 PST (GMT -8)

[JoshBrickstien]

4 votes Calhoun, 2 votes Ross Scott Mr. Freeman!

You decide to wait at the gate for help to come to you. You consume two bottles of water and a can of food while waiting in the shade.
Later, at [00:00]...
You have waited for help until midnight. You fall asleep accidentally and wake up nearer to 06:00. You see nobody, but you do hear the nearby gate beginning to open, and a car's engine nearby. Also, quiet voices.

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [12:01]
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Strange Facility
Status: Human
Health: Slightly nicked up

Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 {R} - Glock 17 {R} - MP5 {R}
Munitions: [72] Shotgun Shells - [12] Shotgun Slugs - [25] Nails - [250] 9x19MM Parabellum

Wearing: HECU Armor wrapped in duct tape
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 37% - Canned goods x34 - bottled water x6 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

[Phantom]

Yell
"HEY! OVER HERE! GUYS! WHAT WAS GOING ON!? I NEED A RIDE OUT OF HERE!"

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Yell at them.

[Ochita]

So already 7 hours have passed?

[breadbocks]

I love how you said we ate and drank, but didn't actually lose anything. 

[iceball3]

Use the bunny hop to grab attention.

[JoshBrickstien]

Yell
"HEY! OVER HERE! GUYS! WHAT WAS GOING ON!? I NEED A RIDE OUT OF HERE!"

Yell at them.

Use the bunny hop to grab attention.

You yell for help to the people near the car. You see a white car drive towards you and stop. A security guard pokes his head out the window. The security guard says "Hey, listen, we gotta go, Mister. Climb on in, and be quick about it! We've gotta escape this hell hole!"
You are quite obliged. You climb into the back of the car with some of the scientists.
The people inside the car the explain everything to you.
At around 9:00, a Resonance cascade occurred, causing a portal to open to the Border world of Xen. Aliens came out, and caused.. problems.
They are riding the car en route to... somewhere, anywhere.
While you ride, one of the scientists gives you a box of medical supplies. [Health restored]

Name: Jacques Beaumont
Date: May 16, 2009 [12:01]
Location: Earth, North America, United States, New Mexico, Strange Facility
Status: Human
Health: Perfect

Weapons: Couch Leg with Screw Driver attached {M} - Hammer {M} - Baseball bat {M} - Crowbar {M} - Nail Gun {R} - Sledge Hammer with Knife attached {M} - Spaz 12 {R} - Glock 17 {R} - MP5 {R}
Munitions: [72] Shotgun Shells - [12] Shotgun Slugs - [25] Nails - [250] 9x19MM Parabellum

Wearing: HECU Armor wrapped in duct tape
Inventory: Soda - 9 assorted Kitchen knives - Duct tape 37% - Canned goods x34 - bottled water x6 - Fire cracker - Screwdrivers - Pain killers - Cell Phone - Empty Notebook and pencil

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is so totally not the end. It's only just begun. This first half would have been much longer had we followed Gordon. However, we made it out much faster than he. Prepare for fast forwarding.

[Phantom]

Sweet.

Just one question, is this the Barney's Mind Barney Calhoun, which is much more funny, or the straight serious man Calhoun?

[JoshBrickstien]

Sweet.

Just one question, is this the Barney's Mind Barney Calhoun, which is much more funny, or the straight serious man Calhoun?

I'm really not sure if I'd count VALVe's Calhoun as straight faced, because the Dev commentary for Episode one says they intentionally added Barney to HL2 for humor. But hey, he'll likely end up as both.

I'll start the next section at around 4:00 Pacific time.
Also, you guys can vote on the title for this next chapter.
Half-Life 2: ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
Examples:
Half-Life 2: Civil Unrest
Half-Life 2: Civilian Uprising
Half-Life 2: Civil Defence
Slaves to Combine 2: Civilian Fortress
Ect.

In the end, I'll likely just go with what I like best.
Or, if there's a landslide, I'll go with that.

[Phantom]

Oh, I got a list of titles.
Half Life 2: Force Parallel.
Half Life 2: The Beaumont Paradox.
Half Life 2: Decay Constant
Half Life 2: Immovable Object
Half Life 2: Military Precision (Bum bum tish, Bum bum ish, Bum bum.)
Half Life 2: Resonance Man
Half Life 2: Event Horizon

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Half Life 2 : Another Point of View