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[Master Catfish]

Let me start off by saying that my housemate is a great guy, and a dear friend.  However, he keeps leaving his bong in plain sight, and it's been getting to me.  (I have asked him not to multiple times)  I don't care that he smokes, but I don't want him to be so obvious about it.  Last time he left it out, I hid it.  I'm considering replacing the water in it with tonic water, or some other carbonated drink next time.  I don't know if that will have the unpleasant effect I want it to, though.

I'm looking for new pranks to keep stuff interesting.  I don't want to do anything that will hurt him or his bong, though.

[Burnt Pies]

Hide it, then tell him where it is through the medium of expressive dance.

Otherwise, replace the water with Vodka.

[Elegy]

Pee in it

[Retro]

Pour in bubble mix.

[eerr]

Cover his weed with cayenne pepper.

[Muz]

Glue glitter onto it.
Tonic water is good too.. make sure it's got extra gas. Failing that, the vodka thing.

[Master Catfish]

Awesome ideas, guys.  I don't think peeing in it is appropriate, since that would be horrible.  Cayenne pepper was going to be my last resort, since he'd essentially be macing himself when he smoked it. 

Vodka, though, is an excellent idea.  We have some extra vodka that no one wants to drink, too!  Perfect.

[Eugenitor]

In before alcohol fire.

[sonerohi]

Borrow it for a day, and let another friends small rodent pet, like a hamster or gerbil, use it as a sweet fort for a while.

[Eugenitor]

Borrow it for a day, and let another friends small rodent pet, like a hamster or gerbil, use it as a sweet fort for a while.

And this is why "brilliant" and "brutal" are so close in the dictionary.

[Elegy]

We have some extra vodka that no one wants to drink, too!

[kilakan]

vodka's a really bad idea, I tried another strong liquor once as a prank, and my friend is now covered in scars from when the liquor caught fire and blew up in his face.

[Burnt Pies]

Build a shrine to it. Worship it at set times every day.

[Comrade]

Put superglue on the sides of it where he holds it, do this right before he comes in, or superglue it to the table. I heard a story where some guy glued it to the ceiling, many parties are held there

[Sir Pseudonymous]

vodka's a really bad idea, I tried another strong liquor once as a prank, and my friend is now covered in scars from when the liquor caught fire and blew up in his face.

Vodka's at most 80 proof, too weak to burn. Hell, using vodka (or other liquor) instead of water is one way of smoking a hookah (which, for anyone who's unfamiliar with the wonderful devices, is basically an inverted bong: you have a ceramic bowl on top in which the shisha (basically, shredded tobacco leaves covered in flavored syrup) is placed, covered in a filter on which is placed hot coals, with a hole in the bottom connected to a pipe that runs down the stem and into a bowl of water; the tubes you draw smoke from are in the air above the water, so when you inhale it reduces the pressure above the water, pulling air (and smoke) through the central pipe so it bubbles through the water (or vodka, milk, juice, whatever) and gets drawn through the hose), though of course it's dumb as shit to try to smoke pot through one (not least of which because that leaves traces throughout it, making that nice hookah highly illegal to possess). Of course, the alcohol is much further from the flame (which is itself a cool-burning coal, rather than burning butane as which a pipe or bong) in a hookah, usually more than a foot, often two or more.

Then again, I don't really see what adding vodka to it would do, aside from give him a light buzz from the alcohol... Or what tonic water would do, for that matter.