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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #164025 on: November 20, 2023, 09:55:47 pm »

Or that, I'm not gonna pretend I'm immune to marketing.

Although I'm mostly finding them via random browsing/discount shopping, so it's more whatever catches my eye.
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« Reply #164026 on: November 21, 2023, 12:19:58 am »

Speaking of marketing I got a very cheeky letter today. Looked like a pay stub kinda deal with the stupid little things at the side and the top you need to peel off along perforations.

We took out a loan recently, and this thing had the amount of the loan and who it was through, and some shite about something very serious they needed to talk to me about… and the small print guff at the bottom was like “yeah we’re not associated with any lender, you call the number and you give us permission to look your shit up and sell you stuff”.

Piss off mate.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #164027 on: November 21, 2023, 04:52:34 am »

Or that, I'm not gonna pretend I'm immune to marketing.
One of the funnier things I've seen recently was the "You are not immune to propaganda" posting. But then someone published a study stating autistic people were immune to marketing. So everyone started posting "you are immune to propaganda"

Speaking of marketing I got a very cheeky letter today. Looked like a pay stub kinda deal with the stupid little things at the side and the top you need to peel off along perforations.

We took out a loan recently, and this thing had the amount of the loan and who it was through, and some shite about something very serious they needed to talk to me about… and the small print guff at the bottom was like “yeah we’re not associated with any lender, you call the number and you give us permission to look your shit up and sell you stuff”.

Piss off mate.
Probably shotgun blasting loads of people they think are likely to have taken out a loan and hoping someone bites

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« Reply #164028 on: November 24, 2023, 04:58:34 pm »

Was playing Super Mario World earlier today. Those blocks that spawn a coin that moves around, leaving a free coin wherever is passes? The earliest ones can be found in the first Ghost House levels. Today I learned you can friggin' control that coin like a snake using D-pad inputs.


I've been playing that game literally for decades. Most levels I've ingrained into pure muscle memory. How did I not know about that? I thought that damn coin moved at random.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #164029 on: November 24, 2023, 05:46:25 pm »

A friend of mine recently had a similar experience with one of the Genesis Shinobi games. He was on the last boss, couldn't beat it, and looked up a guide that told him to block attacks. He's been playing the game for nearly thirty years and had no idea there was a block button.
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« Reply #164030 on: November 27, 2023, 12:19:15 am »

oh, like how there's a 'fast' button in SkiFree, so instead of the inevitable ending of getting eaten by the yeti at the bottom, you can speed up and outpace it
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« Reply #164031 on: November 29, 2023, 09:26:10 pm »

friggin backpack hero costumes

starting character, most of their options are just... barely any change, most out there being basically a ninja outfit

then there's the one that stands out



starting, barely changed variation, rogue, BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL CTHULHU, peasant dress, another barely changed variation, wait what was that one in the middle

it's weird on so many levels, not the least of which it being just right there in the middle of the lineup
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« Reply #164032 on: November 29, 2023, 09:29:54 pm »

Why'd it take this long for Henry Kissinger to die?
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« Reply #164033 on: November 29, 2023, 09:31:17 pm »

You know who else kicked it just the other day?  Investing superstar Warren Buffet.
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« Reply #164034 on: November 29, 2023, 09:41:51 pm »

Nah, his bro at his company died. Buffet is alive and well.
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« Reply #164035 on: November 29, 2023, 09:54:07 pm »

Why'd it take this long for Henry Kissinger to die?
Sometimes evil is like pickle juice, you know? Preserves the flesh, keeps it going. Mortality catches up eventually, though, at least for now.

Though at least for the high profile ones, well, they tend to be pretty well off, yeah? If someone doesn't kill them while they're doing the whole mass murder thing or whatever, they're going to have access to about as high a level of medical infrastructure as you can get. That stretches the lifespan, even if a more just world would see them struck by lightning or something.

... typing this did make me kinda' curious as to how his grave's going to be desecrated, though. Man was a monster, it's almost guaranteed someone is going to vandalize it sooner or later.
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« Reply #164036 on: November 29, 2023, 10:19:24 pm »

Why'd it take this long for Henry Kissinger to die?
Woooo!
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normally I don’t celebrate people’s deaths, I don’t even really love jokes about pissing on Reagan or Thatcher’s graves, but this guy is well and truly an exception — his death makes today a wonderful day
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« Reply #164037 on: November 30, 2023, 01:50:45 am »

Henry Kissinger
The name is familiar but I can't remember who the hell he is.
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« Reply #164038 on: November 30, 2023, 07:57:47 am »

Henry Kissinger
The name is familiar but I can't remember who the hell he is.
He was Richard Nixon’s secretary of state, and did some awful things. Behind the Bastards has an excellent series on him, really made my blood boil.
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« Reply #164039 on: November 30, 2023, 08:23:22 am »

Rest in pissinger.
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