I've probably ranted about this before but.....I'm the parking nazi here at work. We have so many businesses, a coffee shop and are surrounded by autoshops and we're in a bad part of town. So people park like shit, block our driveways and basically have zero respect for the parking situation here.
The back parking lot has a large driveway where the pavement is gouged at out the foot of it in various places. Basically, you have to hit it at an angle if you're not driving a high riding vehicle so you don't bottom out.
When people block the driveway with their vehicles, you can't hit it at angle.
And more to the point, it's just fucking rude and disrespectful.
So today I'm out back smoking and this this dreadlocked dude in a shit car pulls up and blocks half the driveway. I (politely I thought) asked him to repark his vehicle and not block our driveway.
And he says "Yeah man, I know it's probably the right and legal thing to do but you're still a douchebag."
Lol. I'm the douchebag for asking you to not block our driveway, an act which you just admitted you know is probably shitty.
Ya know what. I'll take that label. I'll be a douchebag for justice. People just fucking suck. Lazy, self-entitled assholes who think they can do whatever they want regardless of how it affects others. Not on my watch. Move your fucking car scumbag or I will happily have it towed.