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[Laterigrade]

... didn't I see comment elsewhere you were working library, too, FD? I mostly manage to avoid dealing with the actual public these days, but... still. I can only imagine what used to be behind that post :V

Multiple OD’d addicts, basically.

One opioid/fent OD at ~9:30 AM, two more simultaneously at ~11:00 AM, screaming methhead locked in a bathroom spraying blood all over because they fucked up their arm from ~11:40 AM - 12:50 PM (the screaming started well before they cut themselves up) followed by fighting with police from ~12:50 - 1:00 PM, then another one making half-assed attempts to carjack people in the parking lot at ~1:30 PM who ran off before police arrived.

Man, I hadn't touched liquor for a couple months either, but today I needed something.

jesus christ
you’ll be alright, right?

[Great Order]

Just saw an MMA fight that was just... brutal. Not nasty, I've seen some horrendous results from MMA (Such as shins that snap so badly during a kick that when it makes contact it wraps around the person), but this one just made me feel bad. Guy got whacked in the face and couldn't defend himself after that, and it was just a constant smacking sound as he sat there getting the shit punched out of him and his face got bloodier and bloodier.

I don't watch MMA much at all, but even I could tell it should have been called earlier.

[EuchreJack]

But they paid him for THREE (3) whole minutes!

[TamerVirus]

I've seen some horrendous results from MMA (Such as shins that snap so badly during a kick that when it makes contact it wraps around the person)

I think I can name this one!
Silva breaking his leg on Weidman in the second fight!
And then Weidman broke his leg in almost the same exact way years later!

[martinuzz]

Not really a WTF because nothing NK surprises anymore.

Now that the tropical storm Khanun has reached North Korea, state media do their best to make the citizens of North Korea be aware of their duty during the calamity:

Protecting pictures, paintings, mosaics and sculptures of the Great Leader, his father, and his grandfather has top priority.

In every public space in NK there is a portrait of the Glorious Leader, who is revered as a god.
The pictures are subject to strict laws: A wall that contains a picture of the Glorious Leader or his ancestors, may not contain any other picture.
Taking a picture of a picture of the Glorious Leader hanging on a wall, while it not hanging perfectly straight, is a punishable offense.
Spaces that contain a wall that has a picture of the Glorious Leader or his ancestors need to have a 'solemn atmosphere'.
On hot days, some state companies even treat their picture with fans.

Newly wed couples are gifted a special set of pictures of the Glorious Leader and his ancestors. Housewives are obliged to dust off the pictures at least twice a week. Not dusting of the pictures is a punishabe offense.
Accidentally folding or staining a picture of the Glorious Leader, for example in a newspaper, is a punishable offense.
Letting a newspaper with a picture of the Glorious Leader get wet in the coming storm and floods is ofcourse an even worse offense.

[Great Order]

I've seen some horrendous results from MMA (Such as shins that snap so badly during a kick that when it makes contact it wraps around the person)

I think I can name this one!
Silva breaking his leg on Weidman in the second fight!
And then Weidman broke his leg in almost the same exact way years later!

I've seen a few, that's probably among them.

[dragdeler]

babble

[delphonso]

Okay, so my phone has a built-in universal remote app. This is useful because there are heaps of electronics I come across without a remote (the air con in an apartment, for example). I use a TV as my computer monitor and my kid pressed some of the buttons and accidentally took it to a 'channel' which cannot be navigated out of with the 5 buttons on the device itself.

No biggie, I boot up the rarely used remote app and it has now /removed all functionality/. It can only connect to Xiaomi devices now, all smarthome stuff. Why would they do this?

[King Zultan]

That seems to be how a lot of app updates go, starts off really good then as it updates turns into complete shit.

[MCreeper]

Stumbled on yet another killable children mod for Skyrim, now in a shape of a SKSE plugin. And... why on earth does it weigh 20 megabytes?  Was it "commented by best writers"?

[pisskop]

But this one lets you kill the ones you adopt, if the name means anything

IDK if the one I was familiar with let you kill the lovable orphans you adopt.

Skyrim is a game about a sociopath chopping shooting and fireballing his way through their problems.  The mod brings a bit more of a serial killer vibe.  Take an downtrodden kid home, give them room, board, an education and a nanny,  and then one day do This for no reason other than you can

[MCreeper]

WTF was not the function, but size of the mod in question. And "commented by best writers" was a reference to an anecdote, where some buffoon requeted program to be no less than certain size, and programmist has put in a bunch of classic books as comments to fill it up.

[Mathel]

Wait what? I thought comments didn't make it into the final program. If I had to pad a program like that, I would make a function that when called will print said book(s) on screen, then offer no option to call said function.

[scriver]

But this one lets you kill the ones you adopt, if the name means anything

IDK if the one I was familiar with let you kill the lovable orphans you adopt.

Skyrim is a game about a sociopath chopping shooting and fireballing his way through their problems.  The mod brings a bit more of a serial killer vibe.  Take an downtrodden kid home, give them room, board, an education and a nanny,  and then one day do This for no reason other than you can

It's not mass murder if you reload

[King Zultan]

No one can accuse you of murder if there's no one alive to a accuse you.