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[Lord Shonus]

AFC divisional game 1 - Cincinatti vs. Titans. Cincinatti suffered 9 sacks (not counting at least two that didn't officially happen because of penalties) and 1 INT. And won 19-16. Not going to complain about it as a long time fan, but...

They won the game while effectively not having an offensive line. Titans had some major screwups, but still. Impressive.

[LordBaal]

Oh lord, goverment held lists are a bad thing in a lot of scenarios. Have to thread carefully there. Google maisanta list or taskon list and you know what I mean but you probably can infer what it is.

[EuchreJack]

Thankfully, governments are run so inefficiently that their lists can only do minimal damage.

[Mathel]

The high boss of the company I work for managed to delete it's whole database.

Apparently this is the SECOND time he did that.

[King Zultan]

Why would they let him near it if he's already managed to delete it once before?

[MaxTheFox]

Why would they let him near it if he's already managed to delete it once before?

A severe case of brainletism.

[LordBaal]

But you have a mostly up to date back up right?

My own wtf. Pete keeps insisting his "old parents" died in a fire and then he "found" us. His old dad name was Howard Puck.

[Mathel]

Yeah, they restored from backup the same day. It just confuses me how he was both stupid enough and allowed to do it twice.

[hector13]

Thankfully, governments are run so inefficiently that their lists can only do minimal damage.

Well Russia routinely try to murder defectors in other countries so, perhaps not.

Probably not a good thing to be in a government list in China either.

[EuchreJack]

Yeah, they restored from backup the same day. It just confuses me how he was both stupid enough and allowed to do it twice.

He's the Boss.

[TD1]

My own wtf. Pete keeps insisting his "old parents" died in a fire and then he "found" us. His old dad name was Howard Puck.

Reincarnation or a garbled retelling of 'Donald Duck.'

You decide!

[King Zultan]

My own wtf. Pete keeps insisting his "old parents" died in a fire and then he "found" us. His old dad name was Howard Puck.

Reincarnation or a garbled retelling of 'Donald Duck.'

You decide!

Spin the wheel to discover what your kid's talking about!

[Mathel]

My own wtf. Pete keeps insisting his "old parents" died in a fire and then he "found" us. His old dad name was Howard Puck.

Reincarnation or a garbled retelling of 'Donald Duck.'

You decide!

I choose: Both at once!

[Grim Portent]

My own wtf. Pete keeps insisting his "old parents" died in a fire and then he "found" us. His old dad name was Howard Puck.

Just sounds like a kid being weird to me. I've known kids who asked people to help them 'hide a body,' and it's just a doll or completely imaginary, likely the result of mashing different things they've read, seen on TV or heard together with an active and nonsensical imagination.

Small humans are a strange and alien creature, with thought processes that run a mile a minute and in random directions.

[McTraveller]

Kids have imaginations, and they don't know enough to even know what "morbid" is.

What's really fun is our third-grader is now old enough to ask us all the questions parents fear.  The most amusing one was "why is it rude to stick your middle finger up?"  Trying to explain how rude gestures are purely arbitrary social constructs, but that we do have to respect some of those social constructs in the interest of being kind, is "entertaining" bedtime discussion.  Basically the rule in our house is "always be kind", and because some gestures and words are generally meant to be mean, that's what makes them bad - it's the intent, not the particular gesture or syllables.

My wife got the question about sex, and we just played it straight; the kid's response was just "that sounds weird."