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[King Zultan]

But what happens if the higher education budget never existed?

[wierd]

As an education minister, however shortly in the post, he could remediate that by issuing policy?

[martinuzz]

But what happens if the higher education budget never existed?

He'd have to pull some superstrings to pretend it never didn't happen

[LordBaal]

My back is like, burning.... fuck cant move my right arm much.

[martinuzz]

Booster-shot related?

[dragdeler]

a

[LordBaal]

Turned out to be a contracture. Im fine now pals, my wife believed it was precisely a heart attack, but one backwards somehow.

[MrRoboto75]

heart defense

[King Zultan]

Your heart has been made stronger by this heart defense!

[Vector]

Not sure why Amazon thinks I desperately need a "men's below-the-belt hair trimmer." Especially because they normally try to sell me soothing lotions for her.

Is it because of all of the kung fu movies and math books I just bought? But what's the connection between that and out-of-control crotch hair?

[MrRoboto75]

Since shaving down there my kicks have never been higher.

[Egan_BW]

Why would you need a specialized buzzer for that though. Seems like you could just buy a normally branded one for the same effect.

[None]

If your unmentionables aren't clean enough to share a razor/buzzer between that and your face/pits/legs/wherever else you shave, your unmentionables aren't clean enough, I reckon (well, barring various localized communicable diseases, I suppose).

Maybe that's gross though? I dunno.

Then again, there's always those stories of men that don't wipe their asses because they think it's gay to be in proximity to their own posteriors, and perish the thought of that, soooo there's clearly a market for a below-the-belt-by-the-bits buzzers.

[Frumple]

Why would you need a specialized buzzer for that though. Seems like you could just buy a normally branded one for the same effect.

Skin on your arse/groin is in fact different from skin on your face, especially under certain circumstances (for example, old people that have to wear diapers, or something of similar effect, who have particularly thin skin in the considered area on top of strong hygiene reasons to reduce or remove hair). Specialized tool for specialized conditions is a reasonable thing, generally, yeah?

[wierd]

Actually...

That hair thins and or, falls out, on old people. No 70s porno hair down there, even without grooming regimens.

The real issue is the breakdown of collagen in the skin due to age activated biological processes. This thins and weakens the skin, making it very prone to injury and tearing from sheering forces. (Surfaces that rub)