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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14951583 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158880 on: December 01, 2021, 03:31:26 pm »
.... Talc like a normal person, Dwarfy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158881 on: December 01, 2021, 03:33:30 pm »
We are approaching a mountain of lost marbles
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158882 on: December 01, 2021, 08:17:09 pm »
Not sure how I feel about the prospect of a hole page of rock puns. At least none of them are mine!   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158883 on: December 01, 2021, 08:49:53 pm »
You really picked your words carefully.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158884 on: December 01, 2021, 09:24:56 pm »
I took for granite that we were over geology humor.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158885 on: December 01, 2021, 09:35:56 pm »
Agate it guys.  Schorl is funny
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158886 on: December 01, 2021, 09:55:47 pm »
Hey it's not my fault!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158887 on: December 01, 2021, 10:58:05 pm »
This schist is more than I can beryl.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158888 on: December 02, 2021, 01:28:03 am »
puns bad
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158889 on: December 02, 2021, 02:44:34 am »
I'm impressed by the shear determination of all this. It's a bit anticlinactic, sure - but you shouldn't get aggregated over some puns.
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« Reply #158890 on: December 02, 2021, 03:05:56 am »
When puns bring out rage, this and more at 11.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158891 on: December 02, 2021, 05:39:01 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on December 01, 2021, 12:44:26 pm
Don't insult geology puns you little piece of schist.
Don't slate me bro

I just love minerals. They're very gneiss
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158892 on: December 02, 2021, 08:56:31 am »
So there were two workplace injuries today and, as the guy working closest to the first aid box, I applied it.

The real strange thing was with the second one.

So my colleague cuts his hand on the reverse end of the broomstick.
He shows the wound to me, then runs away. I try chasing him with band-aid and scissors, but I lose him.
I return the stuff into the first aid box and am about to report the incident, when he reappears.
I go to apply the band-aid, but our boss' son snatched the scissors. So he cuts the band-aid.
As I am returning the rest of the band-aid and the scissors (he gave them back) to the first aid box, our boss notices something's going on, so the wound is reported.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158893 on: December 02, 2021, 10:23:34 am »
Quote from: Mathel on December 02, 2021, 08:56:31 am
I try chasing him with band-aid and scissors

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158894 on: December 02, 2021, 11:22:32 am »
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