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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158250 on: September 10, 2021, 01:29:01 pm »

Too quiet!  It's making me nervous... ???
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158251 on: September 10, 2021, 03:38:46 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158252 on: September 10, 2021, 03:42:37 pm »

Too quiet!

WHAT?
oh no, did our defensive earring model damage your ears? Instead of suing Aperture, we offer you these prosthetic ears, allowing you to hear frequencies as low as what earthquakes make, and frequencies as high as mosquito deterrents, more frequencies=better hearing
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158253 on: September 10, 2021, 03:49:06 pm »

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158254 on: September 10, 2021, 03:54:06 pm »

But I was told to touch grass...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158255 on: September 10, 2021, 03:56:56 pm »

But I was told to touch grass...
my “lawn” is filled with various types of plants, including ones with soft fluffy leaves. The grass here is tall and the plant variety is more diverse. Beware the drones though, they assume everything’s hostile toward the plants
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« Reply #158256 on: September 10, 2021, 07:45:24 pm »

But I was told to touch grass...

underrated post tbh
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158257 on: September 10, 2021, 11:08:56 pm »

Too quiet!

WHAT?
oh no, did our defensive earring model damage your ears? Instead of suing Aperture, we offer you these prosthetic ears, allowing you to hear frequencies as low as what earthquakes make, and frequencies as high as mosquito deterrents, more frequencies=better hearing

How often do they need to be replaced? Infrequently, I hope?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158258 on: September 11, 2021, 01:28:50 am »

How often do they need to be replaced? Infrequently, I hope?

They run on miniature nuclear reactors, so they never need to be replaced in your lifetime.
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« Reply #158259 on: September 11, 2021, 01:44:33 am »

How often do they need to be replaced? Infrequently, I hope?

They run on miniature nuclear reactors, so they never need to be replaced in your lifetime.
They produce slightly less radiation than a you would get standing next to a nuclear fuel rod.
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« Reply #158260 on: September 11, 2021, 10:14:23 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158261 on: September 11, 2021, 11:54:32 am »

Same over here. No wasps this year.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158262 on: September 11, 2021, 12:15:59 pm »

They must have all migrated over here. I've seen a ton of the little bastards around.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158263 on: September 11, 2021, 12:19:20 pm »

Coming to theaters this summer:
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158264 on: September 11, 2021, 01:14:28 pm »

I saw a few wasps this summer, but not many. Instead, slugs were feasting on the rotting apples.
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