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[Vector]

Yeah, my mom had a cat that had definitely been taken from mom too early and was constantly trying to suck on her nubbled blanket, but I'm not sure about this cat. This is a very rare behavior for her.

[martinuzz]

The other option is that your armpit sweat (or deodorant)  smells tasty for cats   

EDIT: One of my cats is crazy too. I swear, sometimes she tries to kiss me on the mouth. There's limits to what I endure though (GO AWAY YOU FOUL-BREATHED MONSTER!), so I always lift my head just in time and then she just rubs her head under my chin. She insists on sleeping in my arms too, hugging my neck with gently retracted nails. Crazy, but too cute.

[Vector]

I eat too many BLTs, strong possibility that she wanted a taste of that

[Eric Blank]

Even healthy cats try to suckle sometimes. The cat my brother abandoned with us has tried to nurse from both our female pitbulls. They tolerate him most of the time for some reason. Weve had cats that were never separated from their parents try to nurse from their mothers and other cats well into adolescence. The stray I brought home just drools on me when I scratch her chin. And sleeps under the covers by my feet during the winter. She is precious. Banjo scratches my nose if I don't pet him enough.

[hector13]

Banjo scratches my nose if I don't pet him enough.

Bad Yoink. I didn't know you guys where that close...

[Bumber]

So my shrink told me that I'm actually very facially expressive. And I video called my family, and they also say that I have facial expressions. I don't understand what a face is. I can't tell what expression I'm making. I barely even acknowledge that I even have a face at all without prompting.

Yet... I can emote through my face. How?! I used to have a perpetual pokerface, but now I emote? I make faces?

https://youtu.be/VfD3DEMTGr4?t=18

[Imic]

I wanted to post this on the quotes thread, but it would be better off here.
I met a human being who managed to, over an extended period of time and discourse, prove to be one of the most unironically disgusting human beings imaginable.

I dont watch fox news, its too weak

This was no word of a joke, or a lie, and I don't know what to feel or think anymore. He is an honest to god social darwinist. I don't even want to talk about the stuff he talked about, because I have never listened to a more infuriating human being in my life.

Edit: He admitted to being a social darwinist. I don't know what else to say.

[delphonso]

What to say: "Bye."

[McTraveller]

Some Hershey's kisses stored in our candy bin next to some Juicy Fruit gum... now taste like Juicy Fruit gum.   

[pisskop]

Don't worry, the flavor goes away in about 3 minutes.

[hector13]

Don't worry, the flavor goes away in about 3 minutes.

How long does it take you to eat a chocolate bar?

[pisskop]

well, if I feel so inclined as to eat it with a fork and knife . . .

[None]

What to say: "Bye."

You gotta prepend it with "You ARE the weakest link." to really set the scene.

[methylatedspirit]

You know, why do social Darwinists never consider that they themselves might get "eaten" by a social Darwinist system? Chances are, they're not optimal humans. They're probably average, and that might not be good enough, depending on how high the threshold is.

[Maximum Spin]

You know, why do social Darwinists never consider that they themselves might get "eaten" by a social Darwinist system? Chances are, they're not optimal humans. They're probably average, and that might not be good enough, depending on how high the threshold is.

The few I've known do consider that a possibility, and claim to be okay with it.