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[hector13]

Hey man, if Crusader Kings has taught me anything, it’s that castration can cure anything.

I feel like this would be funnier if he hadn't claimed a disease that that would actually cure.

Eh, we could take an eye instead. Or hang him upside down like a bat.

[Vector]

Recall that you are talking about somebody's child >_>

[methylatedspirit]

But we're all somebody's child, what's your point?

[pisskop]

Speak for yourself, wombwalker

[Dunamisdeos]

I was formed from clay and given life via ambient eldritch magicks.

One day my people will end all existence. But for now, dwarf fortress and chill.

[Vector]

But we're all somebody's child, what's your point?

Be gentle to the minor!

[hector13]

But we're all somebody's child, what's your point?

Be gentle to the minor!

It’s the internet. The minor has probably seen much worse than they’ll get here :p

[Egan_BW]

I don't like people lying on here.

[bloop_bleep]

Whoa this is kinda embarrassing but i'll explain my original post was a masterfully crafted well thought out shitpost about me getting pregnant but it snowballed into testicle cancer which i thought made for a better shitpost (at the time of the first post i didn't know that a + pregnancy test meant cancer)

I hope that clears up me faking it, it was just an attempt at a shitpost that went into a completely different direction than what i had planned

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[methylatedspirit]

Whoa this is kinda embarrassing but i'll explain my original post was a masterfully crafted well thought out shitpost about me getting pregnant but it snowballed into testicle cancer which i thought made for a better shitpost (at the time of the first post i didn't know that a + pregnancy test meant cancer)

I hope that clears up me faking it, it was just an attempt at a shitpost that went into a completely different direction than what i had planned

Pranks are only funny if people are in on it. This is about as irresponsible as deliberately contributing faulty code to the Linux kernel for "research", though the consequences are far less devastating. At least I didn't waste much emotional energy on you, AW, else I'd be fucking pissed. It takes months to regenerate.

[EuchreJack]

I got recommended a video about a rage comic in which the storyteller/meme maker gets a positive on a pregnancy test despite being male, and getting diagnosed early for cancer because of it. And it released 1 day before our Archimedes got a positive on a pregnancy test. Thankfully, no cancer there. It's a freak coincidence, surely. It's just the timing. Surely.

Whoa this is kinda embarrassing but i'll explain my original post was a masterfully crafted well thought out shitpost about me getting pregnant but it snowballed into testicle cancer which i thought made for a better shitpost (at the time of the first post i didn't know that a + pregnancy test meant cancer)

I hope that clears up me faking it, it was just an attempt at a shitpost that went into a completely different direction than what i had planned

Or maybe it's more embarrassing that Archie pissed on a pregnancy test for fun and had to confess it to both his sister and doctor, and so now he's pretending that they were just shitposting.  Which is really the lie?

[None]

It’s the internet. The minor has probably seen much worse than they’ll get here :p

I think it's 'everyone has an equal say' and 'everyone has vocal disdain for the action.' We're a pretty small crew, but we've followed our own around about tender topics involving penguins, masturbation, and block-based video gaming to the point that users have left or had posts deleted, and these are assumed adults. We really don't need everyone building on 'don't do that' to a child up to and including genital mutilation.

[Eric Blank]

this entire conversation made me go "WTF?" today.

I forgot why I came here in fact.

[King Zultan]

Who would have thought the guy that makes shitposts would also be full of shit.

[methylatedspirit]

Okay, my government has decided to implement another full lockdown. No word at all from uni staff, so I guess this means that I'll be "stranded" here for some (more) time. If I've understood it correctly, that means I won't have roommates for another month!

...I think. I'm not celebrating until I get confirmation.