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[bloop_bleep]

Why did you use a pregnancy test?

I think wojak may be master trolling us right now. I hope so at least.

[ArchimedesWojak]

Why did you use a pregnancy test?

Because my teenage lizard brain thought it would be funny

Why did you use a pregnancy test?

I think wojak may be master trolling us right now. I hope so at least.

No. i was joking when i told you all i had kidney stones that one time, but this right here is real shit

[EuchreJack]

I mean, what teenager with a penis doesn't want to pee on literally everything at least once?

"Hey I wonder if..."

It's less harmful than peeing on the electric fence.

[methylatedspirit]

Rise too fast? You get brain drain sometimes, big dizzy

edit: those are medical terms

I think the general 'lightheadedness and fainting' problem is going on for longer than I expected. I don't feel particularly good, and if I stand up too quickly, I feel like I'm fainting, like I have to spread my arms out to keep stable. I can feel the blood rushing to my head, but it's not rushing nearly fast enough. I'm normally able to stand up as fast as I want, so it's unusual.

I'm not sure if it's because of the dubious food I ate last night or some kind of nutrient deficiency.

[hector13]

You might also be ill, though it could just be you were ultra tired.

Hopefully you didn’t concuss yourself though, ‘cause that won’t aid the situation :p

[King Zultan]

But nobody's asking the important question, why does a teenage boy have a pregnancy test in the first place?

[ChairmanPoo]

 Hey I was just thinking could it be that the opposum that attacked him weeks ago made him pregnant?

[King Zultan]

Hey I was just thinking could it be that the opposum that attacked him weeks ago made him pregnant?

That attack must have been more intense that we were led to believe.

[scriver]

Rise too fast? You get brain drain sometimes, big dizzy

edit: those are medical terms

I think the general 'lightheadedness and fainting' problem is going on for longer than I expected. I don't feel particularly good, and if I stand up too quickly, I feel like I'm fainting, like I have to spread my arms out to keep stable. I can feel the blood rushing to my head, but it's not rushing nearly fast enough. I'm normally able to stand up as fast as I want, so it's unusual.

I'm not sure if it's because of the dubious food I ate last night or some kind of nutrient deficiency.

This is all non-medical language and knowledge, so take it with a grain of salt, but over here we colloquially refer to stuff like that as "blood pressure fall". But it usually only happens when you rise too fast. Do you have any medical issues with your blood pressure?

I also googled "blood sugar fall" as that is what my mother always called it, and it seems like that might give similar effects. Iron deficiency also can cause dizziness apparently. How are your diet holding up, meth?

[wierd]

It sounds vaguely like the vasovagal nerve response.

https://journals.lww.com/nursingmadeincrediblyeasy/fulltext/2012/05000/is_your_patient_having_a_vasovagal_reaction_.13.aspx

Just sit down for a few minutes, and you will be fine.

[methylatedspirit]

Do you have any medical issues with your blood pressure?

The last time I got checked, it was slightly too high, not too low. Nothing to be immediately concerned about.

I also googled "blood sugar fall" as that is what my mother always called it, and it seems like that might give similar effects. Iron deficiency also can cause dizziness apparently. How are your diet holding up, meth?

In order:
• Ramadan's almost certainly fucked with my blood sugar levels, that's for sure. Not eating for 13 - 14 hours does mess with it, I've been told.
• Iron deficiency... I probably should get that checked. Refer to above.
• Because I like money, I have been trimming down my budget as much as possible. That does mean that 70% of my diet consists of sandwiches because of the budget constraints I'm imposing on myself. I don't think this counts as a healthy diet. Also, I forgot to bring multivitamins this semester. Already impulse-bought some online.

It sounds vaguely like the vasovagal nerve response.

https://journals.lww.com/nursingmadeincrediblyeasy/fulltext/2012/05000/is_your_patient_having_a_vasovagal_reaction_.13.aspx

Just sit down for a few minutes, and you will be fine.

I wish. I've been sitting for at least 2 hours now playing BoTW, and I still feel slightly lightheaded. I can stand up over and over, and each time I feel like I'm even more lightheaded. Not quite "oh god I'm gonna fall", but still a bit more physically unstable than I'd like.

[martinuzz]

You are aware that there's fatwa's that allow diabetics to skip ramadan fasting, right? It's halal to eat during daytime if fasting will result in blood sugar faintness from diabetes.

[dragdeler]

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[methylatedspirit]

You are aware that there's fatwa's that allow diabetics to skip ramadan fasting, right? It's halal to eat during daytime if fasting will result in blood sugar faintness from diabetes.

I'm not diagnosed with diabetes, but I do apparently have metabolic syndrome, so make that what you will. I will say that I fainted pretty much right after I ate (slept after eating, then woke up), so I doubt it's a blood sugar issue. I'll put that as "needs testing", then.

Fakedit after eating: Also, I skipped meals because I overslept, and I think that may be a contributing factor. I feel better after eating, so I'm decently sure it is a lack of food more than anything else. I think I need something big. Might need to lay off the weight loss too; I managed to lose 8 kilograms last month, and that's more than twice the maximal healthy rate (3.6 kg/month), apparently.

Even so, sounds like you just need some calorie bomb. I don't think sandwiches have to be deficient in any way, now I don't know if you're just allways putting the same and low number of ingredients in it, but sandwiches are like a whole wide world. You eat fish don't you? (yuck fish  lol) I think tuna and onion should go a long way, if you want iron I don't see why you couldn't throw in some spinach leaves there... I'd probably just be so hangry in your place I'd allready on my way to a fast food/ ranting and raving about the line.

That would need me to go outside, and that's not generally allowed anymore. Like, there's some bureaucracy going on there with filling out forms and stuff, and I live life to avoid bureaucracy because I'm lazy as shit.

Fakedit after eating: Yeah, I think I need a calorie bomb right now. I'll have to make do with instant ramen or something once the shops open up.

[dragdeler]

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