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[martinuzz]

Human meds =/= animal meds. Give a dog a simple paracetamol, and it will die unless you get to a vet in time to pump out it's stomach contents. Your mom killed your hamster. Or I guess in this case, since it was already sick, euthanised is a better word.

[Uthimienure]

Human meds =/= animal meds. Give a dog a simple paracetamol, and it will die unless you get to a vet in time to pump out it's stomach contents. Your mom killed your hamster. Or I guess in this case, since it was already sick, euthanised is a better word.

I realize now that I didn't come out and say it... we intended to end the poor thing's life, i.e., it's misery.

[ChairmanPoo]

Human meds =/= animal meds. Give a dog a simple paracetamol, and it will die unless you get to a vet in time to pump out it's stomach contents. Your mom killed your hamster. Or I guess in this case, since it was already sick, euthanised is a better word.

I realize now that I didn't come out and say it... we intended to end the poor thing's life, i.e., it's misery.

That hamster started the covid pandemic you monster

[methylatedspirit]

I think my brain turned off on me. I woke up trying to get to the bathroom, but just ended up falling down a few steps in, hitting my head in the process. Ow, my head.

[scriver]

Rise too fast? You get brain drain sometimes, big dizzy

edit: those are medical terms

[ArchimedesWojak]

Yo what the fuck i used a pregnancy test and the test came back positive wtf

[Dunamisdeos]

Yo what the fuck i used a pregnancy test and the test came back positive wtf

Congraturation.

[methylatedspirit]

Yo what the fuck i used a pregnancy test and the test came back positive wtf

If you're male, that might mean you have testicular cancer. Get that checked out, if so.

[ArchimedesWojak]

Yo what the fuck i used a pregnancy test and the test came back positive wtf

If you're male, that might mean you have testicular cancer. Get that checked out, if so.

That's a funny joke meth but you shouldn't joke about cancer

[heydude6]

Yo what the fuck i used a pregnancy test and the test came back positive wtf

If you're male, that might mean you have testicular cancer. Get that checked out, if so.

That's a funny joke meth but you shouldn't joke about cancer

It's not a joke Archimedes, it's a common fact that circulates on reddit.

I know you're still in high school, but you really should get it checked out.


https://www.mdanderson.org/cancerwise/can-a-pregnancy-test-predict-testicular-cancer.h00-159459267.html

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/home-pregnancy-tests-detect-testicular-cancer/

According to these non-reddit sources, male pregnancy tests aren't reliable since they frequently give false negatives for testicular cancer, but your result was a positive and none of these articles say anything about false positives. The test definitely detected something abnormal.

I know you don't want to consider the idea of you having cancer, especially because of your age, but cases this young aren't unheard of. You're putting your life on the line by choosing to brush this warning sign aside.

EDIT:

Here's a source that talks about false positives. Long story short, there are none.

https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/content/story/can-i-really-use-a-home-pregnancy-test-to-check-myself-for-testicular-cancer

[Maximum Spin]

Here's a source that talks about false positives. Long story short, there are none.

Okay, that's not true. It's physically impossible for any test not to have the possibility of false positives. He should definitely get checked out but I can think of at least four alternative possibilities offhand. There's no reason to terrify the poor kid.

[heydude6]

Here's a source that talks about false positives. Long story short, there are none.

Okay, that's not true. It's physically impossible for any test not to have the possibility of false positives. He should definitely get checked out but I can think of at least four alternative possibilities offhand.

Okay.

Sorry. I got caught up a a bit the moment and I may have phrased things a little sensationally. The exact passage is

In case you’re wondering if HCG can come about by some other, more harmless manner (like, say, the way a poppyseed bagel can make you test positive for opium), Gonzalez says that isn’t the case. HCG in a man probably means there’s “usually some kind of growth,” he cautions, and that it’s worth checking out.

My point is that a positive pregnancy test is reliable (unlike a negative one), and as the doctor said, it's worth checking out.

[ArchimedesWojak]

I'll go to the doctor tomorrow it's getting late today so i'll go to sleep and with a clear head i'll get my sister to drive me to the hospital to check it out but i'm pretty sure it's nothing

[Enemy post]

Hope you're alright, Wojak.

[ChairmanPoo]

Why did you use a pregnancy test?