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[Arx]

The bees have forced my hand and I have loosed a deadly poison among them (they couldn't be dissuaded from building a hive in a place that is terrible for me and from which I can't get it removed by a beekeeper). They are displeased. The buzzing is very loud in my roof. For some reason ants are escaping through the ceiling. I'm surprised the bees let them live in there.

I hope I haven't killed them all and that they take this as their cue to leave.

[King Zultan]

Sudden realization that the perfect title for a charizard serial killer fanfic would be "A Thousand and One Tails."

Pretty sure charizard would be the best fitting, anyway. There might be a newer gen one with a closer name, I'unno.

Anyway, you may now picture a charizard in veils toting around a bundle of bloody pokemon tails. You're welcome.

I hope it makes tasteful furnishings from them, like another serial killer I know of.

[Caz]

roaring around the garden with an axe tryna catch a duck this morning. i'm sure the neighbours love me even more now.

i eventually caught it. the two ducks are in confinement. but, i need to find a home for it or smt. i am bad with the chopping of heads thing.

[LordBaal]

Also duck meat is kind of hard. Dunno why people like it. Or maybe is the Venezuelan ducks that are like that.

[Caz]

It's really fatty. Can't cook it like a chicken. Gotta have some way to melt the fat and baste it onto the rest I guess. Long slow cooking method.

[King Zultan]

roaring around the garden with an axe tryna catch a duck this morning. i'm sure the neighbours love me even more now.

i eventually caught it. the two ducks are in confinement. but, i need to find a home for it or smt. i am bad with the chopping of heads thing.

That's good practice if you want to become an axe murderer.

[Arx]

Also duck meat is kind of hard. Dunno why people like it. Or maybe is the Venezuelan ducks that are like that.

I very occasionally get it from Asian restaurants. It's a bit richer/more strongly flavoured than chicken in my experience.

[Yellow Pixel]

Also duck meat is kind of hard. Dunno why people like it. Or maybe is the Venezuelan ducks that are like that.

I very occasionally get it from Asian restaurants. It's a bit richer/more strongly flavoured than chicken in my experience.

It's also delicious in a grilled cheese with mushrooms.

[martinuzz]

*EVERYTING* is nice with grilled cheese and mushrooms. From half-decomposed roadkill to diabetic billionares, everything tastes great with grilled cheese and mushrooms.

[hector13]

Mushrooms are horrible, what is wrong with you people?

[TamerVirus]

Mushrooms are horrible, what is wrong with you people?

You don't sound like a fun guy.
There are a bunch of different mushroom types out there and you hate them all?

[LordBaal]

It's an acquired taste? Acquired taste in a bottle?

The one used on pizzas are delicious.

[hector13]

Mushrooms are horrible, what is wrong with you people?

You don't sound like a fun guy.
There are a bunch of different mushroom types out there and you hate them all?

All the mushrooms are horrible. I can deal with them when you cut them up real small, but my preference is for their absolute absence.

It’s pronounced fun-jee anyway :p

[Rolan7]

No no, fun-jee is cash.  Like how fungible is "convertible to cash".
(the above is a "joke", but I've also never heard fungi pronounced fun-jee Dialects are fun!)

Abstinence may help with some fungi but proper sanitation is more important.  Also mushrooms are largely delicious and add texture to a lot of dishes~

[hector13]

Might be fun-jye then, or fun-ji, but it’s not a hard g.