WTF from 5 years ago. There is a serie of lakes near where i live. I never swimmed in a closest one, as it is pretty littered with junk, but some people do. Once, i walked a bit upstream, and found out that they seemingly originate in a suspicious pipe sticking out from under a city block. Once, i walked a bit downstream, and found out that there are quite a lot of yellow-to-brown foam on said stream. Then, i never touched that shit again.
Reminds me of crimean sea"water" on sunny summer day from 12-7 years ago. I reckon, everytime you accidentally take a gulp, you have to roll constitution and get afflicted with constant vomiting on fail. Although that is probably a pretty low roll, as i catch a flu every year without fail, and there were more people swimming than vomiting. I, though, had spent 3 days out of 14 of every trip vomiting.
Ah yes, about flu - that's an exagerration. As i went to the great outsides less than 10 times in last two years, i didn't catch a flu. To compensate, i have runny nose for more than half a year now. I'd rather take flu.
WTF from less years ago. History exams - in fancy-looking school (or whatever), they even got a lift there. Big, smoothly working lift. The one in my house apparently ever so slightly vibrates the floor in whole building. There are sinks in classrooms - and i made use of one, as it was damn hot that day and i got a bit overheated. Everyone is like a sir. I was first to get out of
building as the biggest slacker-off.
Geography exams - school hasn't seen renovation since soviet times. Staff doesn't care about anything anymore. The people, dear God, the people, the pus of mankind! Quite a bit of them didn't even go
in. One wonders why they came there in first place. All The People in my classroom but me were retards, most notably a gal who jawed ceaselessly about cheating and give us tips, admittedly not after exam proper started, and mentally deficient dunce who literally giggled every time anyone said a word. Looks like it is a dump subject for all the country's slackers, me included.
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