I opened a bank account today (because disability benefits can only be paid to one specific bank, and I don't have an account with said bank), and my account addresses me as "Mr". Problems with being NB aside, it still feels weird as hell that I'm old enough to be called "Mr". I'm 18 now, yes, but that's the first time I've been addressed so formally. It's probably SOP for banks to do that with all adults, but still.
In more confusing news, a friend told me to suck his dick. It's literally the sentence "suck my dick". No context that would make it sound like an insult or epithet. I can't tell if he's fucking with me, but the tone made it sound like an earnest request to, well, suck his dick. First off, what the fuck? Second, I've never been sexually attracted towards penises. It's actually a slight repulsion (not towards the people with them, just the genitals themselves); I just don't particularly enjoy looking at people's dicks. Not that it matters much; my libido's at an all-time low. My interest wouldn't be that great, even if it was a girl asking me a similar thing.
And related: I lent my phone power adapter to another friend, and he told me "I love you" or something to that effect. Uh... that's just common decency. I don't even know-- I swear my friends are trying to fuck with me, just trying to tell me stuff like that to see my confused reaction. Maybe my face's entertaining to look at in that state, not that I can actually tell myself with higher precision than "Oh, my facial expression's changed".