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[Eric Blank]

I feel your pain. My sister in law has multiple food allergies, and has to read every single ingredients list as a result too, constantly have to make sure we don't poison her, which is doubly important because she's pregnant with twins right now. It's a pain in the ass in an economy where the expected/traditional ingredients are constantly being substituted with whatever's cheaper for profits sake

[Mathel]

fuckin' salami
 
since when was chicken the first ingredient in salami

i'd look past the mechanically processed pork hearts and assholes, but you fucker, chicken is an attempt on my life, this will not go unforgiven

goddamn poultry allergies

Was it salami for jews or muslims? They are religiously disallowed to eat pork, so in any area with their large population, the default salami would be from different meat.

[Arx]

Yeah, halaal "salami" can be wild. In my experience the only resemblance to salami is the name, though, so you would probably notice.

[Loud Whispers]

halalmi is GOAT don't fuck with it

[Jopax]

TIL that Farming Simulator has an esport scene with tournaments for big cash and shit. It's on its third season, it's fascinating to watch tbh.

[pisskop]

I will now attempt to procure some salami for jews.  To the nearest Kosher Deli!

P: the nearest ones with meat are in NY.  I live on the coast along the Long Island Sound, so of course maps told me that its 'only 20 mi away'.....  No, its a 90 minute drive.  Without Traffic.

[Arx]

halalmi is GOAT don't fuck with it

I've never dared touch the stuff since the last time I tried it I wasn't sure it was even made from named parts of the animal

It was the consistency of week-old moist polony with little flavour and nowhere near enough salt and spice

[Great Order]

One of the nice things about being vegetarian is that although you don't get to eat the tasty stuff, at least you don't have to worry about eating bleached pig anus.

Although I've found that Moving Mountains hot dogs taste and feel just like the regular thing without being made of recycled drowned children and rat.

[MrRoboto75]

US healthcare: But if we had universal healthcare there would be huge lines

Also US healthcare: Yeah earliest appointment I can give you is a month from now

[hector13]

US healthcare: But if we had universal healthcare there would be huge lines

Also US healthcare: Yeah earliest appointment I can give you is a month from now

My favourite excuse is that taxes will go up if the US has universal healthcare.

I have paid more in health insurance in the 5 years in the US than I did in 27 years of taxes for the NHS.

PLUS I have to pay for the healthcare I do receive in the US in addition to that insurance.

People are really stupid is what I'm saying.

[heydude6]

Also US healthcare: Yeah earliest appointment I can give you is a month from now

It's much better than the 4-6 month wait you get in Canada. I think being free is worth it though.

[LordBaal]

I just got paid... again. And with a payraise no less.

 Who the fuck I must talk to convience them I'm not working with them anymore???!!!! Im not touching that money anyway, I know they would likely ask for it once all clears up. It is 3 and a half dollars. It is tempting to buy a whole kg of cheese with it... but I will not.

[Rolan7]

*squanches the impulse to be the demon telling you to take the money and run.
You're a person of character.  A law abiding citizen.

And also you know they'll go after your knees over three American dollars.  If not your family.

I'm so fucking sorry, which means nothing.

[LordBaal]

Thanks Rolan. And thankfuly not, this is not the other  company I worked with were the constructions thugs were fucking me around. Thankfully that is well behind. This is a big and respectable enough enterprise, that could not cope well enough with the codvid crap and are obviusly still in disarray.

The wtf comes from the fact I already made clear several times I dont work with them anymore. I resigned to one of the owners directly ffs!

My guess is this confusion is why they havent commanded back the old vitara, which I do intent to keep safely parked as long as I can, just in case. If they ask it back while the tank is still has gas I will try to take it out and sell the gasoline. Currently it has a black market price of 4 dollars per litter, or around 15 bucks the gallon. I paid with my time and money for that gas.

I am not law abiding, because honestly here are not effective laws, and in paper there are laws but in practice nobody can live in our current state without braking them. I am a moron as some have told me for trying to play as clean as possbile.

Reselling gas in example is ilegal, but the national guard resells it directly rigth at the gas stations.

Having dollars and making operations in foreging currency is forbiden and people in the past have gone to jail for it. Now even banks are opening accouts for wealthy people to deposit their dollars (at which point it becomes basically monopoly money but that is a tale for another nigth) and even El Presidente himself said not long ago that he was thankful for the dollarization...

Living here literally requires you to break some law or another.

[Loud Whispers]

I've never dared touch the stuff since the last time I tried it I wasn't sure it was even made from named parts of the animal

It was the consistency of week-old moist polony with little flavour and nowhere near enough salt and spice

I fear people missed the goat pun