I was on the can just now, and since I'd neglected to bring a book I was instead scrutinising some of the newspaper covering the toilet floor (not entirely sure why, I think it's to catch the water that goes everywhere when someone washes their hands in the tiny sink).
Well, I think it was out of a newspaper, but these pages were part of an appliance catalogue. The particular page I was idly reading involved refrigerators. First, I was puzzling over the difference between "top mount" and "bottom mount" refrigerators, thinking with confusion that perhaps people were wall-mounting their fridges now, before realising that it simply meant where the fridge-freezer divide was on that particular model.
Barely was that mystery solved before I noticed something even more bizarre.
Looking down the page over the array of home cooling units, there were bottom mounted ones (freezer below fridge) with reversible doors, top mounted ones (freezer above fridge), and finally 'french door' ones, where the freezer and fridge each had two doors, opening outwards from the middle.
Amidst that last category, at the very end of the page, was the InstaViewTM. At first glance it just appeared to be a fridge with a window in one door. Neat enough, I supposed, if a bit gimmicky. Upon closer inspection, however, the smattering of details described the InstaViewTM technology as "knock twice, see inside".
...What?
So it's not a permanent window, it just turns transparent when you knock on the damn thing. Never mind that doing so would require about the same level of effort as just opening the damn fridge. I wracked my brain trying to think of an explanation. As far as I could see, the aperture only covered the one door, since the other would have been blocked by the ice dispenser. Besides, they apparently don't all turn transparent at once, anyway - to get a look in every compartment, is one supposed to stand there bashing on every part of the door like a cop with an arrest warrant?! Even someone trying to snack on the sly wouldn't benefit from it, since knocking on the fridge would presumably make at least as much noise as opening it.
Maybe I'm too much of a Night Person to get it. Why someone would pay about six grand extra just to be able to peek through part of their fridge door - not from a distance, mind, you gotta knock on it - is beyond me. Unless they simply want to be able to brag to their peers/rivals about purchasing the absolute most expensive fridge on offer, I suppose.
At least this disturbing line of thought distracted me from my IBS for a moment.