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[Egan_BW]

Itchy. Tasty.

[MrRoboto75]

Suffer like G did

[pisskop]

By suffer he meant 'here's a boss, insert 4 more tokens please'

[Frumple]

Well, that was neat. Dreamed a little about the flu shot I'm supposed to be getting today. In it, the person giving the shot was a massive lumpy plant man with basically a closed plantera head and crab claws for hands. Like a cross between terraria's plantera, phoenix point's arthrons, and like a linebacker or somethin'.

... with a completely normal, very soothing voice, good patient interaction, and entirely able of giving a perfectly smooth, very gentle shot. We need more eight foot tall man-eating plant man looking mutant doctors, I guess.

[LordBaal]

Or Zoidberg

[Mathel]

I recieved information about Covid-19 today.

The strange thing is, one of the things said there was to not drink chlorine, that it does not help.
I knew that. I also knew that chlorine is a quite caustic gas. So the WTF is, how and why would anyone drink it. (Even if it was effective against any disease.)

[pisskop]

most pools use chlorine to as an antiseptic agent.  in the water

[Mephisto]

It was most likely talking about bleach. You can get chlorine-free bleach but most of it is probably chlorinated.

It's too early in the morning to hate my fellow humans but here we go. There is a claim that drinking bleach cures the virus and I'm betting at least a handful of people believe that.

[pisskop]

wow.  well til.


bleach will make you vomit tho

[Mephisto]

It'll also do a number on all of the mucous membranes it touches in both directions.

[martinuzz]

Drinking corona will help a bit against having drunk bleach though, cause it dilutes it a bit.

[Kagus]

There's been a cult preaching the panacea-like powers of a bleach solution for a couple years now. Miracle Mineral Solution cures everything from measles to malaria to polio to homosexuality to small penis.

Usually you're supposed to spread the cult and gain power before the mass suicide event, but these utter madlads are just running straight into it from the start.

[Mephisto]

Don't forget giving your autistic children bleach enemas to cure their autism. You read the words and think "that's horrifying" but you underestimate how horrifying it really is.

[Iduno]

I recieved information about Covid-19 today.

The strange thing is, one of the things said there was to not drink chlorine, that it does not help.
I knew that. I also knew that chlorine is a quite caustic gas. So the WTF is, how and why would anyone drink it. (Even if it was effective against any disease.)

Ravens are afraid of chlorine, the main ingredient in bleach.

There's been a cult preaching the panacea-like powers of a bleach solution for a couple years now. Miracle Mineral Solution cures everything from measles to malaria to polio to homosexuality to small penis.

Usually you're supposed to spread the cult and gain power before the mass suicide event, but these utter madlads are just running straight into it from the start.

Ok, I'll admit it's actually more this than the thing I said.

Don't forget giving your autistic children bleach enemas to cure their autism. You read the words and think "that's horrifying" but you underestimate how horrifying it really is.

Ah, back to the old days of using exorcisms as an excuse to torture children and people with issues (usually mental illness) to either 1) death or 2) behaving differently to avoid more torture.

[Mathel]

But I always thought that bleach contains solution of hydrogen chloride (hydrochloric acid). The pamphlet I got in mail says specificaly chlorine, not "compound of chlorine".

Cheching the wiki tells me I was mistaken and bleach usualy contains a hypochloride. Still not pure chlorine.