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[Egan_BW]

That's hilarious.

[TamerVirus]

"You are waylaid by Dale Imhotep and his maniacal rolling sarcophagus of disemboweling! Roll for initiative!"

[Kagus]

He's made a junior high/high school game that, true to form, is essentially just a reskin of Hard Time (which is itself a reskin of Wrestling Revolution).

Wow

Like

Wow

That sounds like a big must play

Is the wrestling mask still available for faces like in that Hard Time let's play video?

Everything. Everything is there. The wrestling ring from Wrestling Revolution, the courtroom from Hard Time (*ahem*, the "Principal's Office"), the prison jumpsuits, random bundles of dynamite, unisex free-for-all-brawl toilets, it's all there.

MDickie games never remove content, they merely add a new layer of paint on top of the previous abomination.


EDIT: HE MADE A FUCKING SUPERHERO GAME ON THE SAME ENGINE

[Eschar]

Apparently the "rolling sarcophagus" incident hasn't ever been mentioned on Bay12?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/gm-powerpoint_n_5340385?ri18n=true

General Motors was facing penalties for safety problems which may have killed several hundred people, and they put out a memo to staff of phrases to avoid, which the government prosecutors then leaked as part of the evidence against GM. Apparently it's not ok to refer to GM cars as the Widow Maker or the Rolling Sarcophagus among many other things, or to talk about impaling, disembowling or decapitation. The best bit is that someone must have actually called the cars a Rolling Sarcophagus so they had to add that to the list.

The whole list is awesome actually. You could use it to design flavor text for critical hits in a grimdark RPG. Here's the full list of banned words at General Motors:

always, annihilate, apocalyptic, asphyxiating, bad, Band-Aid, big time, brakes like an “X” car, cataclysmic, catastrophic, Challenger, chaotic, Cobain, condemns, Corvair-like, crippling, critical, dangerous, deathtrap, debilitating, decapitating, defect, defective, detonate, disemboweling, enfeebling, evil, eviscerated, explode, failed, flawed, genocide, ghastly, grenadelike, grisly, gruesome, Hindenburg, Hobbling, Horrific, impaling, inferno, Kevorkianesque, lacerating, life-threatening, maiming, malicious, mangling, maniacal, mutilating, never, potentially-disfiguring, powder keg, problem, rolling sarcophagus (tomb or coffin), safety, safety related, serious, spontaneous combustion, startling, suffocating, suicidal, terrifying, Titanic, unstable, widow-maker, words or phrases with a biblical connotation, you’re toast

"Always"

[MrRoboto75]

He's made a junior high/high school game that, true to form, is essentially just a reskin of Hard Time

I mean would he need to even change anything really

[Iduno]

always, annihilate, apocalyptic, asphyxiating, bad, Band-Aid, big time, brakes like an “X” car, cataclysmic, catastrophic, Challenger, chaotic, Cobain, condemns, Corvair-like, crippling, critical, dangerous, deathtrap, debilitating, decapitating, defect, defective, detonate, disemboweling, enfeebling, evil, eviscerated, explode, failed, flawed, genocide, ghastly, grenadelike, grisly, gruesome, Hindenburg, Hobbling, Horrific, impaling, inferno, Kevorkianesque, lacerating, life-threatening, maiming, malicious, mangling, maniacal, mutilating, never, potentially-disfiguring, powder keg, problem, rolling sarcophagus (tomb or coffin), safety, safety related, serious, spontaneous combustion, startling, suffocating, suicidal, terrifying, Titanic, unstable, widow-maker, words or phrases with a biblical connotation, you’re toast

"Always"

bad.

[Naturegirl1999]

always, annihilate, apocalyptic, asphyxiating, bad, Band-Aid, big time, brakes like an “X” car, cataclysmic, catastrophic, Challenger, chaotic, Cobain, condemns, Corvair-like, crippling, critical, dangerous, deathtrap, debilitating, decapitating, defect, defective, detonate, disemboweling, enfeebling, evil, eviscerated, explode, failed, flawed, genocide, ghastly, grenadelike, grisly, gruesome, Hindenburg, Hobbling, Horrific, impaling, inferno, Kevorkianesque, lacerating, life-threatening, maiming, malicious, mangling, maniacal, mutilating, never, potentially-disfiguring, powder keg, problem, rolling sarcophagus (tomb or coffin), safety, safety related, serious, spontaneous combustion, startling, suffocating, suicidal, terrifying, Titanic, unstable, widow-maker, words or phrases with a biblical connotation, you’re toast

"Always"

bad.

Decapitating

[Mephisto]

I am reminded of the license that Crockford use[ds] on seemingly all of his Javascript stuff - "this must be used for good and not evil" - and the fact that IBM asked for an exemption.

The result of that was "I give permission for IBM to use JSLint for evil."

[Naturegirl1999]

What's JSLint? Why is IBM allowed to use a thing for evil?

[TamerVirus]

Lint is found in your belly button
JSLint is Javascript found in your belly button
Why does IBM use it for evil? BECAUSE IBM WORKED WITH THE NAZIS

[Jopax]

Today I discovered the existance of a Japanese funk/fusion/whatever band who focuses exclusively on covering folk/turbofolk songs from the balkans. Broken croatian/serbian/albanian included. It's mesmerizing in how fucking absurd it is.

[Imic]

Today I discovered the existance of a Japanese funk/fusion/whatever band who focuses exclusively on covering folk/turbofolk songs from the balkans. Broken croatian/serbian/albanian included. It's mesmerizing in how fucking absurd it is.

... I have so many questions.

[Akura]

I'm playing through Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth, and I get to the part where:

Spoiler: some spoilers (click to show/hide)

you got to Mirei(the lady who manages the DigiLab where you go to Digevolve your party etc) to have her summon a Digimon needed to progress the main quest. This requires doing two other parts of the main quest to get items needed for the process, which Mirei uses to transform her cats into Angewomon and LadyDevimon - the cats(one white, one black) are presumably based off(or actually are them) Gatomon and BlackGatomon who can(and canonically do) Digevolve into Angewoman and LadyDevimon respectively - who then proceed to fuse into Mastemon. The cutscene of said fusion process is... well, let's say the "fan art" of those two particular Digimon aren't exactly far off the mark.

PRE-EDIT: I just looked Mirei up on the Digimon wiki, the cats actually are Angewomon and LadyDevimon, specifically Mirei's partner Digimon from Re:Digitized which for reasons in that game she gets two partners. Certainly explains how intimate they are together.

...That was a pretty awkward scene to come up without warning while I'm riding home with my mom and sister. Of course, they didn't notice, since they were too busy talking about how victimized they are by the existence of transgender people.

[Kagus]

too busy talking about how victimized they are by the existence of transgender people.

Ah, lovely... It's amazing just how dangerous and threatening some people can be by just existing.

[Frumple]

Wisdom of the day: Ain't nobody happy about havin' to take a pressure washer to a dog's ass.