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[Naturegirl1999]

How can anyone prove they are human? Especially here, on the Internet?

You pass a captcha of course!


I hope I didn't offend you with my ai joke NG and I'd like to apologize if I did. I surely wasn't expecting that you would feel like you had to "prove that you are human".

You didn’t offend me at all, the joke spawned an interesting conversation and genuine thoughts

[pikachu17]

Dwarves. We are the dwarves.

Only the ones with bearded avatars. The rest of you are suspect.

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[Dunamisdeos]

Dwarves. We are the dwarves.

Only the ones with bearded avatars. The rest of you are suspect.

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[hector13]

I don’t really know how to give an abstract image of the suits of cards - or whatever image photobucket has replaced it with ‘cause lol at paying for the right to have it clean - a beard.

[pikachu17]

I don’t really know how to give an abstract image of the suits of cards - or whatever image photobucket has replaced it with ‘cause lol at paying for the right to have it clean - a beard.

Its not quite abstract, but would something like this work? He has a beard.

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Or this one, maybe cropped a bit.

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[dragdeler]

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[Iduno]

Penguins? Everyone knows birds aren't real.

[Frumple]

The most benign viruses are probably the ones used to carry modified genes to cells in genetic engineering

These ones are probably the most ideal, since they're tamer viruses that tame cell genes. Multiple meanings that all fit. Actually could swear english has a word for that, but hell if I can remember it.

[bloop_bleep]

Try searching most benign virus
here is one that doesn’t hurt the host but will give a “benign skin infection”

"Benign" in medical terms doesn't always imply "benign" in common vernacular --  e.g., "benign tumor," which implies a tumor is not cancerous and so cannot metastasize, but can still be life-threatening.

[Naturegirl1999]

Ah, thanks

[Yoink]

I just downloaded some anxiety-related app that I stumbled upon on Facebook, and the first thing it asks me is to pick a username.
How the hell do I know?! I haven't used this app before, I don't even know what it does. What are the other users like? Do I need to interact with them? Will everyone see whatever username I decide on?!

Aaaaahh, it's too much. If I didn't have anxiety before I sure as shit would now.
Somebody gimme a paper bag.

[MaximumZero]

How can anyone prove they are human? Especially here, on the Internet?

You pass a captcha of course!

I wonder if that's going to be more difficult for me once I get my next spinal implant...

Like...what's the cutoff for cyborg?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There is not yet a definition, so the most rational thing to do would be to maximize your cybernetic conversion percentage as soon as possible to get over whatever limit is set.

[MaximumZero]

I am all about that. Given my size, love for swords, and my hair, I may turn into evil/palette swapped Zero from Mega Man, though.

[Mathel]

How can anyone prove they are human? Especially here, on the Internet?

You pass a captcha of course!

I wonder if that's going to be more difficult for me once I get my next spinal implant...

Like...what's the cutoff for cyborg?

One electronic implant? That would be my definition.
That would make all people with pacemakers cyborgs, but it makes sense.

But non electronic implants, such as artificial joints or teeth, earrings, piercings and tattoos do not count.