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[scriver]

But the birds need them

[Eric Blank]

And the ants. Don't forget the ants.

[pisskop]

The birds can grow their own orchard and buy their own land

[Naturegirl1999]

The birds can grow their own orchard and buy their own land

Birds don’t use human money and so cannot buy the land required for orchards, unless we let them use seeds as currency
(I know this is a joke, I just want to play along)

[Frumple]

I'd just about bet crows or somethin' could both figure out currency to some degree and figure out how to steal it. The world going fully digital due to flocks of corvids janking all the physical money would be something that'd fit right in with this century.

[Naturegirl1999]

Ah, yes. They already go after shiny things like coins. All we need to do is teach them about numbers

[ChairmanPoo]

The birds can suck my shiny steel extension rod then

[Egan_BW]

In 15 years we'll be seeing crows swiping their card at a vending machine and getting snacks marketed towards crows. And we'll be like "sup hank" and hank will be like "CAW" and this will be the normal world we live in.

[scourge728]

In 15 years we'll be seeing crows swiping their card at a vending machine and getting snacks marketed towards crows. And we'll be like "sup hank" and hank will be like "CAW" and this will be the normal world we live in.

I hope so

[Dunamisdeos]

In 15 years we'll be seeing crows swiping their card at a vending machine and getting snacks marketed towards crows. And we'll be like "sup hank" and hank will be like "CAW" and this will be the normal world we live in.

I hope so

Do you guys not do this already? There are no real birds left after all, not after the government got through with em. Hank is just the dude at the controls in DC.

[Egan_BW]

Caw. Hank is a figment of your imagination. Caw caw.

[hector13]

I for one welcaw our avian overlords.

[Dunamisdeos]

Gonna tweet support for the birblords.

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes. I support the birdlords too. Humans are doing a shitty job running the planet, what with burning coal and oil releasing carbon dioxide and various pollutants in the air, which started a positive feedback loop that we can't stop, and yet are continuing to do the burning of fossil fuels WHILE burning the largest terrestrial rain forest which is one of the biggest carbon sinks. Not to mention we are polluting the water, and continuing to make plastic that can't break down...

I'm thinking if birds took over they'd do a better job than what we've been doing...

[ChairmanPoo]

You cawards, cawing in before avian tyranny, will be the first ones against a wall