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[Reelya]

Why didn't I know this band existed?

Rockbitch became infamous not only for performing live sex acts but also doing so with audience members via "The Golden Condom". During their shows, a condom was tossed into the crowd; whoever caught it (male or female) was taken backstage for sexual relations with one or more band members.
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The Rockbitch line-up became entirely female in 2000. Original lead guitarist Tony "The Beast" Skinner retired, taking over management/production. Lisa "Babe" Wills took lead guitar duties, while Luci, previously "Stage Slut" (one of the nude dancers and sexual band/crowd liaisons), took over rhythm guitar.

[Kagus]

Why didn't I know this band existed?

Because they're honestly a bit shit.


EDIT: Ah yes, chatted a little bit with the friend who gave me the pick-up advice. She said "I'm not saying I support it, but it's just facts. It’s not always the case but that’s just my personal experiences and what I have observed in bars for several years [she works as a bartender]. It's sad, but...", and we agreed that I'm not enough of a dick to really pull it off.

So it was less advice, and more "Here's why it's not working".

[Eric Blank]

I just totally failed to recognize one of my co-workers and tried to stop them entering the store room. This is not a one-off issue I have, either. Like I just fail to recognize people I've met before regularly. I can't remember names sometimes. Why am I like this. I hate it.

[wierd]

how many co-workers do you have?

There's a limit to how many people you are able to keep track of.

[Dunamisdeos]

I just totally failed to recognize one of my co-workers and tried to stop them entering the store room. This is not a one-off issue I have, either. Like I just fail to recognize people I've met before regularly. I can't remember names sometimes. Why am I like this. I hate it.

It takes me like a month to remember who new hires are. I always apologize to them up front and I'm like look it's not you, I have a memory problem. I promise I don't hate you. You seem ok.

[Hanslanda]

My chest hurts when I inhale deeply and feels sore. I think it's cuz I'm sick.

[Dunamisdeos]

Your logic is undeniable.

Also hope you feel better soon.

[pisskop]

So the chest buster hasn't started moving yet?

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[Frumple]

So the chest buster hasn't started moving yet?

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Nah, it's already erupted. Hans's brain is just reliving the last moments of their life as they bleed out.

[Hanslanda]

So the chest buster hasn't started moving yet?

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Nah, it's already erupted. Hans's brain is just reliving the last moments of their life as they bleed out.

I get to live my life long dream. I get to be the first host for a species of deadly parasitoid alien killing machines who will spell the end of humanity with my gory, shredded entrails.

[Dunamisdeos]

So the chest buster hasn't started moving yet?

 :\

Nah, it's already erupted. Hans's brain is just reliving the last moments of their life as they bleed out.

I get to live my life long dream. I get to be the first host for a species of deadly parasitoid alien killing machines who will spell the end of humanity with my gory, shredded entrails.

What if it's a really polite chestburster that just sort of exits carefully and leaves you with non-mortal injuries and maybe leaves a tip?

[Hanslanda]

A few bucks would  be cool too.

[Dunamisdeos]

Yeah like here man I got you a nice towel and a 20-spot, will leave 5-star review.

[Eric Blank]

I just totally failed to recognize one of my co-workers and tried to stop them entering the store room. This is not a one-off issue I have, either. Like I just fail to recognize people I've met before regularly. I can't remember names sometimes. Why am I like this. I hate it.

It takes me like a month to remember who new hires are. I always apologize to them up front and I'm like look it's not you, I have a memory problem. I promise I don't hate you. You seem ok.

I try that too. I've only got like 10 people I work with regularly, everyone else I forget about repeatedly. It's a pain

I was completely correct about today being bullshit anyway. Failed to understand what customers are asking for, computers being slow and difficult, customers asking for things we cannot acquire as usual. But very little liquor sales, oddly. Not a good day to drink or something?

[Naturegirl1999]

I just totally failed to recognize one of my co-workers and tried to stop them entering the store room. This is not a one-off issue I have, either. Like I just fail to recognize people I've met before regularly. I can't remember names sometimes. Why am I like this. I hate it.

I remember faces but forget names