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[Yoink]

The first time I tripped, one of my friends must have been especially sweaty or something because when we went for a walk flies started absolutely swarming him, especially on his back where they all clustered in a roiling mass of black carapaces and it was a truly horrifying thing to see in that state.

Also we picked up an abandoned couch that another friend had spotted several blocks away. I'm not sure what horrors had taken place on that couch, but I'm pretty sure it was the source of the flies. Also it smelled awful.

[MaxTheFox]

I'm not even that unhinged by the standards of this forum, by the looks of it...

[Egan_BW]

Yeah, this is a good place to go to redefine your standards of insanity thus that you no longer fall under them~

[Iduno]

Yeah, this is a good place to go to redefine your standards of insanity thus that you no longer fall under them~

Good news! You're not insane anymore. We cured you.

[Tack]

Hooray! Shifting goalposts!
WHO KEEPS SHIFTING THE GOALPOSTS.
THE GOALPOSTS WERE THERE I SAW THEM SOMEONE HAS MOVED THEM WHO COULD DO THIS.
they are fixed to the ground how can this be

[Egan_BW]

Ah but you see, it is not the goalposts which have moved, it is the ground underlying, flowing like blood.

[CABL]

Was having a dream where I played some weird-ass Civ V-like turn-based strategy game, where my (one-use, for some reason) sniper unit stationed in the Alps one-shot a tank unit in Norway.

This is the one of the two things* I remember from that dream, so I didn't post it in the dream thread.

*I was also eating some kind of soup with avocado pieces in it.

[TamerVirus]

Ah but you see, it is not the goalposts which have moved, it is the ground underlying, flowing like blood.

Well just to correct you, there was never no goalpost

[Akura]

Ordered a lunch bag off Amazon to replace the one I currently use. Good WTF is that I used the cheapest shipping option with an ETA of next Tuesday, and it arrived in less than 48 hours(faster than the most expensive shipping option). Bad WTF is that it's half the size I need, and actually smaller than the dimensions listed on the page... not by half, but still justification enough to return it. Good WTF is that returning it is apparently as easy as dropping it off at the nearest Kohl's store, and supposedly I'd even get the shipping refunded.

[Bumber]

Was having a dream where I played some weird-ass Civ V-like turn-based strategy game, where my (one-use, for some reason) sniper unit stationed in the Alps one-shot a tank unit in Norway.

This is the one of the two things* I remember from that dream, so I didn't post it in the dream thread.

*I was also eating some kind of soup with avocado pieces in it.

damn millennials, like toast wasn't bourgeois enough, now it's soup you're after

know your limits you punks, stay in your lane

Are Mexicans the original hipsters? They were doing it before it was cool.

(Caldo Xochitl)

[TD1]

Women keep smiling at me. The only difference between now and the previous no-smiles me is I have been working out a bit, but I don't think it's made that much difference to how I look.... maybe I'm just more confident seeming or something?

Dunno.

((This post inspired by the McDonald's serving girl smiling at me while I sat with my parents and sister, and the ensuing gentle-to-violent-ribbing.))

Also, I would put this in the happy thread, but I feel more bemused than anything.

[Dunamisdeos]

Confidence usually ends up showing you that they've been smiling all along, and you just couldn't notice. Hooray!

[pisskop]

Just having more confidence and smiling in general makes other like you more, on an intrinsic level.  Keep working out and keep smiling!


The difference between a Chad Dwarfyone and a Virgin Pisskop is good posture, a good attitude, and a smile!  . . . . . . and maybe muscles.

[TD1]

Who said anything about smiling?

They smile. I look bemused.

If they're still there after my mind has time to send messages to my face, then I smile.

[ChairmanPoo]

Who said anything about smiling?

They smile. I look bemused.

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