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[TamerVirus]

Don't they have like minefields and shit around A51? Y'know, to keep the lizard people from esacping easily?

They've got motion sensors and dudes with guns in nondescript white trucks observing in the distance

You know, considering its public knowledge that Area 51 is supposed to be the alien place, if it ever was they probably have already moved the aliens to someplace else since it became publicly known.

Everything is at Area 52 now

[Dunamisdeos]

Ya hafta run headlong at the barbed wire fence with a luggage trolley to get Area 52 3/4. That's why they keep tasing me every time I try, because I know the secret entrance.

[Teneb]

Ya hafta run headlong at the barbed wire fence with a luggage trolley to get Area 52 3/4. That's why they keep tasing me every time I try, because I know the secret entrance.

Them bastards. They don't wanna let ya get into alien wizard school!

[Lord Shonus]

All joking aside, Area 51 is a military research facility located in the middle of a bombing range to keep people out, that is almost certainly home to the most advanced and most classified military prototypes that the nation possesses. Trying to force a way onto it is not advisable to anybody that does not want to die a very early death.

[pisskop]

Don't let Shonus fool you.  They want to take you alive so they can waterboard you to find out who sent you.

[MrRoboto75]

anybody that does not want to die a very early death.

Don't threaten me with a good time

[Tack]

Been getting into No Agenda, or trying to.

For a podcast marketed on not having a lean.. boy do they have a lean.

[Frumple]

How to flush doom monster out of volcano it's hiding in: Nuke it. Literally drop a man-portable nuclear bomb into the volcano and detonate it. Can't hide in a volcano if there's no volcano left!

... might actually be the first part of this monster paradise thing that's a legit gift to read, ha.

[pikachu17]

Been getting into No Agenda, or trying to.

For a podcast marketed on not having a lean.. boy do they have a lean.

What is their lean?

[pisskop]

They tripod to catch their breath

[Iduno]

How to flush doom monster out of volcano it's hiding in: Nuke it. Literally drop a man-portable nuclear bomb into the volcano and detonate it. Can't hide in a volcano if there's no volcano left!

... might actually be the first part of this monster paradise thing that's a legit gift to read, ha.

Plus, there are literally zero possible negative effects.

[Yoink]

Been getting into No Agenda, or trying to.

For a podcast marketed on not having a lean.. boy do they have a lean.

What is their lean?

A quick google would suggest that they are a cat's whisker to the right of centre.
I don't even like podcasts though, so I'm not about to actually look into this further.   

[pikachu17]

I think Deviantart thinks I'm a foot fetishist. I looked up 'Zelda' and about one in 6 pictures was of a zelda character showing the soles of their feet.
I don't think I've ever clicked on such a picture, nor done anything else that should make it think so.

[Great Order]

Deviantart's become (or always-was-but-is-now-more-obviously) a place for various fetishes and porn work.

It's practically an r34 site now.

[EnigmaticHat]

"become"

Its literally in the name.  Deviantart has always been a place for 10-20 year old fetishists.