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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14965445 times)

ChairmanPoo

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145515 on: June 15, 2019, 12:15:39 pm »

I learned today that the game Vampyr is about a heroic haematologist turned into a vampire in order to fight other vampires. I think I cannot not play this game.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145516 on: June 15, 2019, 12:19:04 pm »

Then the rent he's asking is basically a payment for the place? I still find 600$ mind boggling and probably hung-inducing if I had to come up with that every month
I mean its not easy, but US jobs pay enough for that (if you can get reliable full time employment... big if).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145517 on: June 15, 2019, 12:24:01 pm »

I learned today that the game Vampyr is about a heroic haematologist turned into a vampire in order to fight other vampires. I think I cannot not play this game.

Yes, but isn't he a haematologist at a time when that basically meant identifying which kind of ghosts you had in your blood, and thereby determine whether you should take the curative cocaine orally, nasally, or rectally?


EDIT: My own WTF, the square just outside my building was the site of a public speech/call to arms from the country's leading anti-muslim "We're not racist, you guys! We just hate brown people!" political party. SIAN, an acronym for "Stop the Islamification of Norway!", and yes they're as loony as they sound.

In a faint glimmer of potential hope for humanity, for the hours they spent out there decrying the evils of Islam and immigration, 90% of the gathered crowd was pointedly facing the other way and only turned around to flip the occasional bird and shout "Fuck off, Nazi cunts" at the featured politicians.


I mean, if you're going to hold a rally for your anti-muslim hate machine, maybe don't expect the warmest welcome when you decide to host the damn thing in the middle of one of the biggest immigrant population centers in the country.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145518 on: June 15, 2019, 12:26:33 pm »

I learned today that the game Vampyr is about a heroic haematologist turned into a vampire in order to fight other vampires. I think I cannot not play this game.

Yes, but isn't he a haematologist at a time when that basically meant identifying which kind of ghosts you had in your blood, and thereby determine whether you should take the curative cocaine orally, nasally, or rectally?

Why risk being wrong
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145519 on: June 15, 2019, 12:27:13 pm »

Then the rent he's asking is basically a payment for the place? I still find 600$ mind boggling and probably hung-inducing if I had to come up with that every month
I mean its not easy, but US jobs pay enough for that (if you can get reliable full time employment... big if).

Yeah, 600 is a normal rate. My apartment is 1700, but it's large enough that one could have a family in it, well positioned in town, and has a number of amenities included. Money is... very different here. I'm fortunate enough that the month's rent is not much more than a week's pay.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145520 on: June 16, 2019, 05:17:16 am »

Girl messages me.
I am polite.
Girl keeps messaging me.
I am grimly polite.
Girl gets drunk in nightclub and accidentally sends a voice chat in which she discusses sending me pictures of her tits.
I am.... actually, not sure how I'm responding to that one. Not positively anyway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145521 on: June 16, 2019, 05:21:45 am »

Girl messages me.
I am polite.
Girl keeps messaging me.
I am grimly polite.
Girl gets drunk in nightclub and accidentally sends a voice chat in which she discusses sending me pictures of her tits.
I am.... actually, not sure how I'm responding to that one. Not positively anyway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145522 on: June 16, 2019, 06:02:57 am »

Girl messages me.
I am polite.
Girl keeps messaging me.
I am grimly polite.
Girl gets drunk in nightclub and accidentally sends a voice chat in which she discusses sending me pictures of her tits.
I am.... actually, not sure how I'm responding to that one. Not positively anyway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145523 on: June 16, 2019, 06:55:01 am »

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145524 on: June 16, 2019, 07:00:29 am »

I assume just blocking her isnt going to work then?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145525 on: June 16, 2019, 07:02:19 am »

... how would I end up needing it?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145526 on: June 16, 2019, 07:04:54 am »

If something goes tits up and somebody mistakenly claims you provoked them?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145527 on: June 16, 2019, 07:19:30 am »

Oh, suppose so. Point taken.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145528 on: June 16, 2019, 08:16:02 am »

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS
I was exposed to a dick pic when I downloaded No Love Deep Web two weeks ago, then took a look at the album cover. Literally a picture of a dick. Can't seem to unsee it, for some reason.
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« Reply #145529 on: June 16, 2019, 08:40:07 am »

Heheheheheh. ... goes tits up
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