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[Iduno]

Why u like her tho

She makes his groin feel funny.

I don't think Kagus would be this upset if it was just a physical thing. The internet generally has you covered as far as those needs are concerned.

Unless it's the kind of "funny" that leaves bruises.

[Tack]

We look after a German Shepard called Krom. He looks like every other G-shep so I can identify him two ways: 1 he has a hemp rope collar, 2 he has a big ridge on top of his head
Therefore I call him KroMagnon

Nobody else got the joke so i’m posting it here so I don’t have to be a nerd alone

[MrRoboto75]

At least he isn't a wily homo erectus

[ChairmanPoo]

We look after a German Shepard called Krom. He looks like every other G-shep so I can identify him two ways: 1 he has a hemp rope collar, 2 he has a big ridge on top of his head
Therefore I call him KroMagnon

Nobody else got the joke so i’m posting it here so I don’t have to be a nerd alone

That's because you fsiled.  Cromagnons were anatomically close to contemporary humzns.  No bone ridges

[Tack]

So they were. Damn, now I have to think of a better nickname

[overseer05-15]

So they were. Damn, now I have to think of a better nickname

worf

[pisskop]

Had a dream about history, and realized I had no idea how exactly the various breakaway and successor states to the USSR decided to exist.

[Lord Shonus]

Mostly it was a case of "The government that conquered us is dead! Get a government together quickly before anybody gets ideas!" .

The majority of the post-Soviet states.were formerly independent nations that got eaten by the bear and spent years trying to find a way out.

[Hanslanda]

I've had a bloody nose once a day, every day for five days now.

[Mathel]

Unless this was caused by someone repeatedly hitting you in the head (and probably even then) you should seek a physician.

[Akura]

Something like that happened to me when I was young. My mom said I needed more iron in my diet. And Mother knows best~! Note: My mother also thought I had diabetes based on the color of my urine, and that Dr. Oz is a real doctor.

[Mathel]

Something like that happened to me when I was young. My mom said I needed more iron in my diet. And Mother knows best~! Note: My mother also thought I had diabetes based on the color of my urine, and that Dr. Oz is a real doctor.

Apparently, he is. If he is a professor, he has to be a doctor. And being a surgeon, he even is a medical doctor.

[Greiger]

The guy who started the whole (modern) anti-vaxxer thing was a doctor too.  Well until people found out that he had recently filed a patent for his own vaccine and was trying to make people stop buying regular vaccines and buy his instead anyway.

[Hanslanda]

Unless this was caused by someone repeatedly hitting you in the head (and probably even then) you should seek a physician.

I'm also feeling weak/fatigued, nauseous, shaky, and out of breath so I'm thinking this might be a doctor worthy call.

[Yoink]

I seem to have spent my day sleeping, eating, drinking coffee and now, watching dark and creepy shit on Youtube.



Hope you're aight, Hans. I actually had another sudden, inexplicable nosebleed some days ago, a few weeks or so since the last one I posted about.