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[Mathel]

I looked through the FAQ of that website and was surprised they didn't have a "What is poi" question, and still don't know what poi is other than it apparently involves burning things, fire breathing, some kind of "Fuel" and spinning things

Try here

Short version: It is an art with swinging weights on ropes. These weights can be glowing or on fire.

[scriver]

Isn't Poi a fish

[CABL]

Isn't Poi a fish

Nope, it's Koi.

[Gentlefish]

Isn't Poi a fish

Nope, it's Koi.

Poi is a plant used to make tofu.

[TamerVirus]

tubers that's purple and tastes like chalk.

Are you shittalking the mighty Taro root?

[ChairmanPoo]

tubers that's purple and tastes like chalk.

Are you shittalking the mighty Taro root?

En Taro Adun

[Kagus]

Uhh, just made a Tinder account.

Hmm. Shit's weird, yo.

[Yoink]

Somebody make me a big bowl of poi, stat. Also well done Kagus, you playa.

[pisskop]

Go gettim tiger.  Whats it say?

[Kagus]

Go gettim tiger.  Whats it say?

I was drunk at the time, so it said something to the effect of "Just out of a five-year relationship, looking to find myself again. Ask me about my warp drive!"

I've since deleted the account, because I realized I wasn't quite ready to really get into that kind of dating (Tinder is a special breed), and that my main reason for going through the app was a very badwrong reason. Also I don't have any up-to-date pictures that I'm happy with, on account of getting a haircut yesterday and having 0 selfie game.

But hey, even though I only had it up for about 10 hours, I did get to match with an instagram spambot! And also sent an opening message to someone else which was so clever it made her unmatch immediately, as she knew that she wouldn't be able to withstand another charm attack like that.

[wierd]

Look, You shouldn't be afraid of your own kink, that's how you get some serious neurotic hangups.  Now, You know that all alcohol does is disable your inhibitions and "better judgement".  If you did something while drunk, you should accept that you have some kind of needs that you are refusing to meet when in full control of your faculties.  It is best to confront this rationally, and make a proper choice on the matter. (and let's face it, if your drunk brain thought Tinder was the place it could get it-- I think you should be doing some pretty serious "coming to terms" with your kink, if you know what I mean.)

[Il Palazzo]

Spoiler: surely, this must've been some elaborate yo mamma joke (click to show/hide)

[scriver]

...whyhow are there 68 GB of files in my recycle bin...

[wierd]

did you delete your browser cache a few times without holding the shift key?

[Iduno]

The discount store I work at is expecting a visit from the president and vice president of the company within the next 3 days.  This is a national level if not international level business, so it's a big deal.  For the last week there have been so many people coming and going now prepping the store that finding someone I don't know in the employee only areas has me not even batting an eye anymore.  They don't even need to be in a uniform or a suit, we have contract stockers coming in in plain clothes too.
Someone could probably rob the place and noone would know what happened for hours, nor would anyone who actually works there be able definitively say to cops viewing the cameras that any one person does not belong in the back rooms.

Did you get anything good?

Spoiler: surely, this must've been some elaborate yo mamma joke (click to show/hide)

People squeezins.