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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14527112 times)

hector13

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145020 on: May 12, 2019, 11:33:45 am »

In the new apartment. Moving is strange.

Most of what I took with me from the old place was dirty laundry. Attempting to run a load of wash through now.


I've got a lot of stuff I need to do to get this place more-or-less running, but all I feel like doing is just lying down.

You’ll enjoy lying down more after you’ve done it. Or bits of it, anyway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145021 on: May 12, 2019, 12:36:03 pm »

very hot day (over 30 °C)

[gatekeeping intensifies]
[joins in gatekeeping]
[confused gatekeeping]

[sets up gate in front of you, at 27 °C, and starts keeping]
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145022 on: May 12, 2019, 02:12:55 pm »

In the new apartment. Moving is strange.

Most of what I took with me from the old place was dirty laundry. Attempting to run a load of wash through now.


I've got a lot of stuff I need to do to get this place more-or-less running, but all I feel like doing is just lying down.

You’ll enjoy lying down more after you’ve done it. Or bits of it, anyway.

I know, I've gotta go duvet + sheets shopping tomorrow, but still... I'm exhausted. Just, this whole debacle has been a huge drain. Bluh.


And now I get back to the hotel room and find that the in-room desk has decided that the weather has been entirely too hot and it needs to shed the entire sheet of whatever-it-is that serves as the shiny smooth top of the surface. It's just lifted up at all corners. I only noticed this now. What the actual fuck?

EDIT: Motherf-... I left my meds and toothbrush at the apartment. Dammit, I was just getting comfortable!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145023 on: May 12, 2019, 06:56:53 pm »

60% of moms get generic gifts for mother's day, says the noise box

where is you get data from jackass noise box

what be definition of generic

how you count moms

what your sample size!?
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« Reply #145024 on: May 12, 2019, 07:18:12 pm »

very hot day (over 30 °C)
[gatekeeping intensifies]
Look, I know everyone has a different opinion on what's hot and what isn't, but people use celcius and you're going to have to deal with that.
Preferably by shifting to it because farenheit is for snowblind saltlicks.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145025 on: May 12, 2019, 07:24:18 pm »

very hot day (over 30 °C)
[gatekeeping intensifies]
Look, I know everyone has a different opinion on what's hot and what isn't, but people use celcius and you're going to have to deal with that.
Preferably by shifting to it because farenheit is for snowblind saltlicks.
I think the gatekeeping is related to implying that 30 is very hot instead of just hot.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145026 on: May 12, 2019, 07:36:19 pm »

Fairness where it's due, over 86f leaves a lot of room to reach 'very hot'. It's certainly past the point of being particularly comfortable regardless.

Poor bastard described would bleed out anywhere around my part of the world, though. That's most of the year.
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« Reply #145027 on: May 12, 2019, 08:31:18 pm »

Getting out of the shower just now, I look at the steam buildup on the mirror, and in three places where steam hadn't condensed on the mirror I could clearly see shapes of silhouetted cartoonish faces. Not something I see every day.
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« Reply #145028 on: May 12, 2019, 10:36:29 pm »

Your brain is hardwired to recognize faces in pretty much everything.

Unless you have oner them newrulojikul things.
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« Reply #145029 on: May 12, 2019, 10:54:10 pm »

I thought the general function of a mirror was to see cartoonish faces.
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« Reply #145030 on: May 12, 2019, 11:00:15 pm »

Only when your mum looks into one.

Ha.

... sorry, couldn’t help myself.
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« Reply #145031 on: May 13, 2019, 01:33:49 am »

I have to make a confession. Whenever one of you makes a multiparagraph post I take the first  few phrases and bring it to "Talk to Transformer". I prefer AI enhanced content.
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« Reply #145032 on: May 13, 2019, 04:13:42 am »

I thought the general function of a mirror was to see cartoonish faces.
Ooh, this reminds me of that one time I stared into the mirror long enough that my face became a skull.
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« Reply #145033 on: May 13, 2019, 06:59:22 am »

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« Reply #145034 on: May 13, 2019, 07:13:58 am »

I thought the general function of a mirror was to see cartoonish faces.
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