Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[wierd]

I only hypercafinate when I have failed to sleep.  Happens occasionally.

otherwise my mild roast coffee is just fine.

[Castlecliff]

Haha coffee

[scriver]

I like to shove whole beans directly into my cephalic veins and intravenously grind them by flexing

[wierd]

reprogrammed insulin pump, delivering caffeine directly into a major artery, or go home.

[Castlecliff]

Whats caffeine?

[JoshuaFH]

What amateurs, get some tiny migrant workers tending to a small coffee bean plantation directly in your own intestines, or go home.

[wierd]

You mean you haven't paid for experimental chinese crispr, to get your very own caffeine synthesis pathway installed?

Oh you poor poor thing!

[ChairmanPoo]

You mean you haven't paid for experimental chinese crispr, to get your very own caffeine synthesis pathway installed?

Oh you poor poor thing!

I bet it seemed a good idea at the time, but now the PRC holds partial IP over you. Dont be surprised if some preprogrammed trigger word sends you into murderous rampages. It could be literally anything from "Asia is rising" to  "Omega 3 fatty acids are good for your heart"

[IcyTea31]

Dont be surprised if some preprogrammed trigger word sends you into murderous rampages. It could be literally anything from "Asia is rising" to  "Omega 3 fatty acids are good for your heart"

我永远不会放弃你
我永远不会让你失望

[wierd]

No, I just have the odd notion that I should praise chairman mao from time to time, but nothing I can't manage.

Dont be surprised if some preprogrammed trigger word sends you into murderous rampages. It could be literally anything from "Asia is rising" to  "Omega 3 fatty acids are good for your heart"

我永远不会放弃你
我永远不会让你失望

永远不会转身离开你

[wierd]

... I drink espresso black, like the Italians and French intended...


Once you cut it with milk and stuff, it stops being espresso.

[Egan_BW]

Before you cut it with milk and stuff, it's not yet good.

[wierd]

Says you....

[Egan_BW]

Yes, and I'm right.

[Kagus]

My friend's go-to coffee order is a septuple shot espresso.

Her roommate, the barista, is a coffee maniac who precisely measures the temperature of the water, the length of the soak, the size of the grounds, and even the density of the grounds when they're packed into the machine... All this to subtly influence flavors and aromas that, really, she's the only one who's going to notice.


I actually quite like black coffee, but caffeine does not like me.