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[Yoink]

A long series of crazy, exciting, action-packed dreams (which I remember very little of now apart from hints of shootings, someone's explorations into a mysterious forgotten desert, various shady dealings and a hectic boat crash) - which may even have continued right across the brief break when my alarm woke me up - and now I am feeling rather more tired than I ought to be upon waking up in the morning as well as somewhat glum, glum that my life is unlikely to ever be even a fraction as exciting as those dreams.



Also, that sucks about Rocket League. Wtf. I only ever played it on console, but still. I kinda miss the days before computer games tended to require launchers, but at the same time I've become so used to them...

[Egan_BW]

I thought Indian food was well-known for being delicious, but also extremely ugly?

Yep. For most of it, at least... There are definitely some special fancy dishes that look snazzier, but for the most part it focuses on the actually important aspects of taste and consistency rather than bothering with appearances.

If you wanna make it look fancy, garnish with some fresh green cilantro and put some fresh diced red onion on top of the green cilantro. Congratulations.


Many Indian dishes legitimately just look like "brown". But you don't fall in love with their looks, you fall in love with their personalities...

Vision is just as much a sense as touch, taste, and smell. If it doesn't look like food, people won't want to try it, and when they do they won't be conditioned to like what they taste. Presentation is relevant.

[hector13]

Does rocket league even have singleplayer?

Yes, I have a platinum trophy from it.

It really isn’t very good though, especially once you’ve learned how to play the game, and gotten even rudimentary aerial skills. Like, double jump.

[Iduno]

https://imgur.com/gallery/G7XuS

[hector13]

Thank you for making that part of my internet history.

ya dick

[JoshuaFH]

Thank you for making that part of my internet history.

ya dick

[Frumple]

https://imgur.com/gallery/G7XuS

And yet somehow the live action Sonic thing is creepier.

Also I can totally see the will potentially involved there.

"To my beloved family,

In accordance to my wishes, the remainder of my estate is to be used as follows: My skeleton will be removed and used as the basis of a Sally Acorn sex doll. Once completed, the device will be auctioned off, with all proceeds to be given to charity.

Bests regards,
<Deceased's Name>

P.S. There is a trust set up to sue you all if you don't, and money set aside to report on all of it and ensure the family name is associated with this for the next several generations. Fuck all of you <3"

[Tack]

I thought Indian food was well-known for being delicious, but also extremely ugly?

That’s weird, because I thought color was the most important thing in Indian food. The way to know if you’ve spiced your food correctly is if you have a bold color.

[Egan_BW]

actually your will can't have weird stuff to do with your body in it you get the normal options and "donate to science" where it might be weird but you don't know and anything else is probably illegal

[IcyTea31]

Your will can have literally anything in it, but your family/whoever you're leaving stuff to isn't sueably obligated to do anything in it unless they signed a contract before your death.

So the proper method would be something like setting up a little organization that you leave everything to, including your skeleton and orders on what to do with it, and to only give the rest of the estate to your family once they're done.

[Trekkin]

Your will can have literally anything in it, but your family/whoever you're leaving stuff to isn't sueably obligated to do anything in it unless they signed a contract before your death.

So the proper method would be something like setting up a little organization that you leave everything to, including your skeleton and orders on what to do with it, and to only give the rest of the estate to your family once they're done.

It's still illegal to do arbitrary things with human remains, though.

[itisnotlogical]

https://imgur.com/gallery/G7XuS

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[King Zultan]

It's still illegal to do arbitrary things with human remains, though.

It's only illegal if the cops find out.

[Frumple]

actually your will can't have weird stuff to do with your body in it you get the normal options and "donate to science" where it might be weird but you don't know and anything else is probably illegal

Your will can have literally anything in it, but your family/whoever you're leaving stuff to isn't sueably obligated to do anything in it unless they signed a contract before your death.

So the proper method would be something like setting up a little organization that you leave everything to, including your skeleton and orders on what to do with it, and to only give the rest of the estate to your family once they're done.

You know that. I know that. Would the surviving family know that, is the question. _{Secondary question being if you can hire a lawyer good enough and dedicated enough to bamboozle them into not knowing :V}

[Mathel]

So I was minding my own bussiness, making a Wesnoth campaing, when I realised that I am being disrupted by a deep sound.
I went to search for the source of said sound and found a bakery about 400 m away from where I am having it's septic drained.

The funny thing is, the sound does not go far after passing through the wall of my house (only about 1 m), but it easily travels all the way from the bakery to my house.