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[Dunamisdeos]

Me and my wife used to have that problem on account of me being a relative giant and she being noticeably under 5 feet tall.

Luckily we both have the proper sense of humor to laugh when that happened.

[Teneb]

But your lawn is the philosophical elixir from which we all sup; without it, our lives are devoid of meaning.

"The Tragedy of the Commons" == "Get off my lawn!  Here's why"

Back in my day, we had to work to be told to get off lawns! Kids these days, they expect to just stand on a lawn and be told to get off of it!

[Dunamisdeos]

But your lawn is the philosophical elixir from which we all sup; without it, our lives are devoid of meaning.

"The Tragedy of the Commons" == "Get off my lawn!  Here's why"

Back in my day, we had to work to be told to get off lawns! Kids these days, they expect to just stand on a lawn and be told to get off of it!

Me grand-dad used to say he walked to school in 5 feet of snow uphill both ways with no feet. Quote.

[TD1]

Funny, my grand-dad used to tell me that he frequently harvested the feet of children walking to school in snow.

[Frumple]

had reason to ask one of my coworkers if we have erotic fiction stickers for the books

we don't, no

lady chatterley's lover had to make due with just "classic" _{warned boss people about this but get it anyway they tells me, ah well, probably not the worst smut on the shelves}

[pisskop]

'classic smut'  brings other images to mind.  I think of poorly rendered and unshaven bitties.


In the time  before time, people had no use for razors.

[Magistrum]

I actually turn 22 in a few days.

Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

I turn 22 in a few weeks, which makes you roughly the same age as me. For some reason this is surprising to me.

squad 22?
How do the cool kids do it nowadays? I was never a cool kid, I might need some guidance here.

[Egan_BW]

Being cool is lame, let's avoid that.

[scriver]

2nty9ine here. God I feel old. I now understand why old dogs crawl into dark spaces to die alone

[Mathel]

I actually turn 22 in a few days.

Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

I turn 22 in a few weeks, which makes you roughly the same age as me. For some reason this is surprising to me.

squad 22?
How do the cool kids do it nowadays? I was never a cool kid, I might need some guidance here.

Do squaddies get free weapons?
But sorry, I am too warm blooded to help you with beeing cool.

[MaximumZero]

2nty9ine here. God I feel old. I now understand why old dogs crawl into dark spaces to die alone

Get on my level, scrub.

[NullForceOmega]

Better watch it, or one of our over sixty crowd will drop in to teach us children humility.

Also: *Glowers with slightly older man eyes*

[Egan_BW]

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.

[Trekkin]

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.

Something something "you think that's old" something something photons.

[Egan_BW]

I didn't say that mountains are old, just that looking at one might instil something approaching the proper level of humility. ;P