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[Mathel]

During a tennis lesson we are playing a double.
At some point while an opponent has service to my teammate.

My teammate: "Oh no, he is going to headshot me!"
I: *sees that he is off the serving zone* "If he headshots you, it will be an out."
Teammate: "That is not helpful." *Dodges a headshot.*

The surprising thing is, that that opponent was not nearly accurate enough to hit any part of us on purpose from that distance. So my teammate managed to call where a ball will go before it was even served while the intentions of the opponent were not very relevant.

[JoshuaFH]

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[dragdeler]

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[IcyTea31]

I believe the correct response to a moment like that is "are you a wizard? You have to tell me if you are."

[Rolan7]

Unless they're a magic cop.  The cop part overrides the rules of magic, at least on the material plane.

[TamerVirus]

Stumbled upon the online ‘gangstalking’ community where everyone’s convinced they’ve the target of some coordinated surveillance conspiracy.

Ah, crazy people and the internet

[Dunamisdeos]

Stumbled upon the online ‘gangstalking’ community where everyone’s convinced they’ve the target of some coordinated surveillance conspiracy.

Ah, crazy people and the internet

I know one of those! He set up strobe lights outside his bedroom window at 4AM in NYC to scare away the birds, which were CIA surveillance birds trying to ruin his sleep patterns.

[scourge728]

Stumbled upon the online ‘gangstalking’ community where everyone’s convinced they’ve the target of some coordinated surveillance conspiracy.

Ah, crazy people and the internet

I know one of those! He set up strobe lights outside his bedroom window at 4AM in NYC to scare away the birds, which were CIA surveillance birds trying to ruin his sleep patterns.

I feel like strobe lights would mess up his sleep pattern worse than some birds, along with all the neighbors, and is probably also illegal

[Gentlefish]

But didn't you know? The last bird died years ago. Birds aren't real!

[TamerVirus]

But didn't you know? The last bird died years ago. Birds aren't real!

Oh you. Birds are definitely real. But Finland..... that's a whole different matter

[Teneb]

But didn't you know? The last bird died years ago. Birds aren't real!

The worst part is that I cannot tell if its sincere or a parody.

[Dunamisdeos]

Stumbled upon the online ‘gangstalking’ community where everyone’s convinced they’ve the target of some coordinated surveillance conspiracy.

Ah, crazy people and the internet

I know one of those! He set up strobe lights outside his bedroom window at 4AM in NYC to scare away the birds, which were CIA surveillance birds trying to ruin his sleep patterns.

I feel like strobe lights would mess up his sleep pattern worse than some birds, along with all the neighbors, and is probably also illegal

He was made to take them down, IIRC. I also recall his essay on how the local ice cream truck was harassing him as well what with it's whimsical jingles in the afternoon hours.

[Levi]

I think this is sometimes just what happens when you spend too much time in your own head.

[hector13]

Stumbled upon the online ‘gangstalking’ community where everyone’s convinced they’ve the target of some coordinated surveillance conspiracy.

Ah, crazy people and the internet

I know one of those! He set up strobe lights outside his bedroom window at 4AM in NYC to scare away the birds, which were CIA surveillance birds trying to ruin his sleep patterns.

I feel like strobe lights would mess up his sleep pattern worse than some birds, along with all the neighbors, and is probably also illegal

He was made to take them down, IIRC. I also recall his essay on how the local ice cream truck was harassing him as well what with it's whimsical jingles in the afternoon hours.

That's their mind-control music.

[Dunamisdeos]

Stumbled upon the online ‘gangstalking’ community where everyone’s convinced they’ve the target of some coordinated surveillance conspiracy.

Ah, crazy people and the internet

I know one of those! He set up strobe lights outside his bedroom window at 4AM in NYC to scare away the birds, which were CIA surveillance birds trying to ruin his sleep patterns.

I feel like strobe lights would mess up his sleep pattern worse than some birds, along with all the neighbors, and is probably also illegal

He was made to take them down, IIRC. I also recall his essay on how the local ice cream truck was harassing him as well what with it's whimsical jingles in the afternoon hours.

That's their mind-control music.

I believe it was out there to mock him, specifically him. Also people sneak into his apartment to plant toxins.