I got the urge recently to buy and read a newspaper, just to see what I've been missing. There was a story about a kid with cystic fibrosis who's dying wish was to talk to President Trump, and apparently his democrat sister managed to set him up and they talked on the phone for five minutes. He was beyond overjoyed.
Another story was about parents raising "Procrastinating Kids", which navel gazed at how the young people these days just don't have any drive or attention span; and it recommended apps to lock them out of their phone. I thought it missed the point about how awful the educational system is that it induces this behavior to begin with.
The last noteworthy story was about a 17 yr old and 18 yr old pair of kids that killed someone by throwing rocks off an overpass. The story was about how the judge should try them in court, as juniors or adults. I thought "well if they were just throwing pebbles and the driver freaked out and ran off the road, I don't see a reason to ruin their futures." and then I got to the part where it was a 20 lb. stone that smashed clear through the windshield and killed the driver that way, and my opinion immediately changed to "You hang those kids, you hang those murdering bastard brats right now. You have to make an example of them so future brats know they won't get away with the juvenile defense." and I don't particularly like having such harsh opinions of people.
And that was my experience with the newspaper.