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[Akura]

Got my renewed state ID in the mail. Comparing the older photo with the new one, they look mostly the same. The older photo looks like "I've seen some shit.", the newer photo looks like "I've seen slightly more shit since last time."

[McTraveller]

The photo of me that pops up when you hover over my name in our internal company issue tracking system is from 15 years ago.  I look at it and go "oh man I was young!"  Then I go "oh man I'm old."

[Imic]

Death is accounted for under sex, because dying means you're generally pretty fucked.

That analogy does not work beck to front.

What if one or both participants used birth control and the analogy is being used by some crazed fundamentalist?

Guys, he said beck to front... And since I'm reasonably certain Imic isn't a kiwi, that means it was probably a pun of some sort.

No.

[Yoink]

It's literally the IDEAL result, the best possible result, not just the best probable result.

Oh, that's what you mean.
I meant ideal result as in "the ideal result out of the options available", but I too enjoy being pedantic from time to time so I get where you're coming from.

[Egan_BW]

Because music is either about sex or about drugs. There are some minor variations, but it all boils down to those two topics.

Filthy normie music, maybe~ I listen mostly to video game soundtracks, which are largely about ripping and tearing huge guts.

[Imic]

Personally, I like music with no words. Just quiet ambience. Sometimes louder ambience. Someiptimes dark, foreboding ambience. And sometimes the 1812 overture. For shits and giggles.

[pikachu17]

I have 100 songs right now, and none of them are about sex or drugs. Admittedly, the majority are instrumental, but the point stands.
EDIT:Wait, does alcohol count as drugs? Then I have 2 or so slightly about drugs. Bink's Brew, Strike the Earth, and Beneath the Black Flag.

[Il Palazzo]

none of them are about sex or drugs. Admittedly, the majority are instrumental

Oh, sweet summer child. All instrumental pieces are about sex and drugs. Why do you think they have had all the words censored out?

[Kagus]

Electronica is the worst. Seriously, the entire song got bleeped out!

[Yoink]

Most electronica (certainly all the good stuff) is an ode to drug use, regardless if it has lyrics or not. That and ethereal shopping malls and nostalgia, I suppose.

Personally I like songs about salvaging aborted fetuses and repurposing their compact, aerodynamic corpses as ammunition for your E.S.N.F.C.3000.

[Frumple]

Because music is either about sex or about drugs. There are some minor variations, but it all boils down to those two topics.

Filthy normie music, maybe~ I listen mostly to video game soundtracks, which are largely about ripping and tearing huge guts.

Except it's usually either about doing that in a quest to get laid or power trip off the raw power of the aether or somethin'. I listen to a lot of video game music too, these days, and you can largely still squish it into kag's description (and fairly trivially fit it into mine, ehehe) if you feel like it.

Alternatively, I would direct your attention to, say, Daijiru _{(warning, may not be safe for work. It largely depends on how aware people are of where the vocals were sourced from) (they were sourced from porn)}

[LordBaal]

The hole in my gums after the molar removal refuses to stop hurting. Cold things are the worst on it. It was like 4 days ago already, it's supposed to stop hurting that bad two days ago.

That uh. Sounds like a dry socket which is double plus ungood.

I think you were right, if the pain continues tomorrow I will go to the dentist and have it check it out. I have no fever or sings of infection but the pain simply don't go away.

[Castlecliff]

Because music is either about sex or about drugs. There are some minor variations, but it all boils down to those two topics.

Filthy normie music, maybe~ I listen mostly to video game soundtracks, which are largely about ripping and tearing huge guts.

Oh tearing guts... so still sex right?

[Hanslanda]

I got told to pick someone up at the airport an hour away from home at 615. I get here at 6 and the flight info says 650. Ffffff-

[hector13]

Well they do say you should be at the airport a few hours early...

sorry